Oh God I Remember This

Oh God i remember this

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

Opening up a pineapple

Thus far, there is: the entirety of Wings of Fire, 1-15 plus those side stories, A signed copy of enders game, a signed copy of clockwork three, 3 copies of the communist manifesto in english, russian, and maybe english again, All of the inheritance cycle in hardback, 4 false books, A single magic treehouse book, ico the video game but a novel (it's pretty good actually), something about horse massages, all manga if FMA in japanese, various scriptures in a variety of languages, the entire history of texas in like 4 volumes, and some kind of book about mazes and horror mystery, i think it's hebrew related but in my defense i don't speak hebrew and half the people kinda claim to speak it, idk, 2 comics of wildly different genres, 2 whole boxes of magazines like Cobblestone, friend, american girl, reminisce, and hundreds of scholastic book fair catalogues, cause yeah, exactly half of Prisoner of Azkaban, Every Sherlock Holmes original, a startling amount of Opus and Bloom County comics, and every possible calvin and hobbes, but no garfield. Unrelated but interesting a set of antlers a good 5 feet wide, tip to tip. I can't tell what it belonged to because they are too big for elk but wrong for moose send help

Somehow, in some way, my entire house has hundreds of hundreds of books, bookshelves in every room, of everything from fiction to non fiction to textbooks to language dictionaries, to studies in the church, but not one, not a single book, not even a page, is an English language dictionary. 2 copies if mark Twain, but not one dictionary in english. We have one in japanese, russian, german, latin, but not one for english words. We have 2 copies of enders game, rick riordans red pyramid, from war and peace to wings of fire, 3 floors of books and bookshelves, not including the attic and garage, but no dictionary. George RR Martin to James Patterson to John Flanagan, but no dictionary

Did you break your nose once. It could be the reason. I broke my brother's nose once and the doctors say that's probably why he can't smell

so random to me that people can smell things