Personally I Am Sick Of The Cryptic Shit On Tumbler Dot Com. All Of A Sudden People Are Making Vague

personally i am sick of the cryptic shit on tumbler dot com. all of a sudden people are making vague references to a daily dracula and i am just supposed to roll with the punches and think on the fly. i am supposed to understand. but the truth is i don't even know which bloodsucker we are vagueblogging about. is it the real dracula or the one from hotel transylvania. or are we simply making a new dracula every day????? i don't know a lot but that seems unsustainable. to me personally

this is the true essence of parallelism

OKAY TUMBLR I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO TRANSLATE DR. SEWARD TO ME BECAUSE I GOT NOTHING

Carlos the frog

By nattattacks on ig

Newborn babies all have terrible eyesight so that their brains don’t have to process as much information. Which I think is a little bit funny.

Nature was like “Look, we get it. There’s a lot of stuff out here. A lot of pores on your dad’s face. You have no idea what a hand is. Don’t worry about the pores for now. Just figure out, in general, what a hand is and then maybe we”ll pump it up to high res.”