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4 years ago

you know what, I’m not done posting about baby bats!!!

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here is a fact for you: rescued baby bats are regularly given little blankets and swaddled up like itty bitty bat burritos! this is a whole Thing

You Know What, Im Not Done Posting About Baby Bats!!!

Oh, and sometimes they get tiny pillows!

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And they get fed out of teensy baby bottles!

You Know What, Im Not Done Posting About Baby Bats!!!

They are even given mini bat pacifiers to nurse on 💕

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You Know What, Im Not Done Posting About Baby Bats!!!
You Know What, Im Not Done Posting About Baby Bats!!!
You Know What, Im Not Done Posting About Baby Bats!!!

in conclusion, here is a baby bat yawning:

You Know What, Im Not Done Posting About Baby Bats!!!

BABY BATS!!!


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1 year ago
Sleepy Little Vampire All Tuckered Out After A Long Day Of Mischief

Sleepy little vampire all tuckered out after a long day of mischief 🦇

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First acrylic and oil painting I've done in a while, I enjoyed getting back into it!


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7 years ago
I Had A Thought: What If His Magic Malfunctions When He's Trying To Get His Wings Out Sometimes? Like
I Had A Thought: What If His Magic Malfunctions When He's Trying To Get His Wings Out Sometimes? Like
I Had A Thought: What If His Magic Malfunctions When He's Trying To Get His Wings Out Sometimes? Like

I had a thought: What if his magic malfunctions when he's trying to get his wings out sometimes? Like he loses his concentration and suddenly there's a tiny little blue bat chittering angrily at you


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4 years ago
matsuotanuki - Untitled

all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure


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1 year ago

i love this this is gonna be rotating in my head all day

also now i wanna look up bats to figure out what kind my batfam oc would be- but no motivation means no results sadly

Title slide that reads "The Bats As Actual Bats: An Authoritative Series of Headcanons" in comic sans font. The title is surrounded by pictures of ten different species of bats.
Text on the slide reads "Alfred: Mexican free-tailed bats. good parent bats! can find their own pups in a colony of millions. slow the spread of diseases by eating mosquitos—keep everyone healthy! the agricultural industry would collapse without them, just as the batfam would collapse without alfred. " Photographs show a long-tailed brown bat resting on a wall with hundreds of bat pups. Comics screenshots show Alfred Pennyworth helping an injured Bruce and receiving a Happy Mother's Day card from Dick.
The text on the slide reads "Bruce: vampire bat. no, not because everyone thinks batman is a vampire
or bc irl billionaires are actual vampires
vampire bats are super altruistic!
if a member of their colony is too sick to go out and feed, another vampire bat will share their food with them
when parent vampire bats leave the roost, their babies cling to them and come with
vampire bats will also adopt orphaned pups, proof that bruce’s adoption addiction is a result of his latent vampirical tendencies" Photographs show a small, gray-brown bat. Comics screenshots show Bruce as Batman carrying a child, shielding Nightwing from gunfire, and eating a hamburger with Jason.
Text on the slide reads "Babs: Australian ghost bat. one of the most intelligent species of bat
have unusually good hearing, eyesight, and echolocative abilities—they see, hear, and sense everything!
mentorship is very important—older bats teach the younger ones to hunt
do not hibernate—always on the job!" Photographs show a white bat with pink skin and a nose leaf. Comics screenshots show Barbara Gordon sparring with Cassandra Cain and typing on her computer.
Text on slide reads "Dick: Spotted bat. look at the spotted bat’s ears
now look at discowing’s collar
i rest my case
spotted bats are also exceptionally fast and fly unusually high!!
they’re good climbers and can fit in tiny spaces
have families, but mostly hunt alone in their own territory" Two photographs of the spotted bat show it as a black and white bat with gigantic ears. Comics screenshots show Dick Grayson jumping through the air as Robin and wearing his high-collared Discowing uniform.
Text on slide reads "camouflage masters! blend in super well with surroundings
extremely resourceful and adaptable—can survive almost any environment and temperature
unique system of communicating
consume half their weight in insects every night
also i love them. so very much." Photographs show a yellow-tan bat. Comics screenshots show Cassandra Cain eating a massive pile of food, wearing a homemade costume, and hiding in the shadows.
Text on slide reads "Jason: new guinea big-eared bat. this bat was supposed to have gone extinct in 1890
then, in 2014, it turned out to still be alive!
similarly, jason todd was supposed to have been dead since 1988
then he came back in 2005! and it turned out he’d been alive pretty much all along
a+ hide and seek champions, the both of them." Photographs of the bat show a small, smiling brown bat with a nose leaf. A comics screenshot shows a small Jason Todd as Robin. A screenshot from the lego Batman Family Matters movie shows Jason angrily asking Bruce "you told them I was dead?"
Text on slide reads "Steph: evening bat. very chatty and social
communicate with other bats about food sources
do not usually enter caves (or the Cave), but sometimes will if others are there
coexist well with humans—get along with everyone!" Photographs of the bat show it as a small, brown animal. Comics screenshots show Stephanie Brown looking through binoculars on a stakeout with Damian Wayne and laughing with Cassandra Cain.
Text on slide reads "Tim: chapin’s free-tailed bat. This is self-explanatory." There are three pictures of chapin's free-tailed bat, a small brown bat with a massive, mohawk-like crop of hair on its forehead. Three pictures of Tim Drake show him with similarly tall, spiky hair."
Text on slide reads "Duke: Blyth's horsehoe bat. the horseshoe bats of tioman island are unique because they hunt in broad daylight
initially, scientists assumed this was to avoid natural predators
but no!!! there are still avian predators in the daytime!!!
turns out these bats just have no fear of god or anything else
also, yellow!" The photographs of the bat show it as a bright, yellow-gold animal with a nose leaf. Comics screenshots show Duke Thomas in his yellow costume.
Text on slide reads "Damian: spotted winged fruit bat. smol!!! the smallest megabats in the world
vegetarian—eat fruit, pollen, and nectar
highly protective of both their territory and their family members
surprisingly strong for small size" The photographs of the bat show a small black bat with white spots on its wings. Comics screenshots show Damian Wayne dressed as Robin standing beside Batcow and lurking in a high-up crevice.

Anyone who knows me knows that my two hyperfixations are bats (the animals) and the Bats (the superheroes), and in my opinion, more oft should the two meet in twain! Anyways, this presentation is my magnum opus and I've run out of real-life people to foist it upon, so please enjoy.


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2 years ago

Imagine if Vampires were based on Fruit Bats instead so you had these positively gigantic vampire dudes, but they are constantly munching on bananas or mangoes instead.

Imagine If Vampires Were Based On Fruit Bats Instead So You Had These Positively Gigantic Vampire Dudes,

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3 years ago

Convergent evolution is wild, bc like, crabs keep evolving to look the same but aren’t closely related, nature is just like: BIG MEATY CLAWS, little legs, pincers, head, tiny eyes, let’s do it again!

and trees look the same but oak trees are more closely related to rose bushes than they are pine trees, fucked up

nature just likes these damns shapes:

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but on the other hand, mammals flying with powered flight?? That shit only happened ONCE and it had to do some janky shit to get there, especially with bat immune systems

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like bat’s immune systems are HYPER-POWERED as well as repress most of their inflammatory reactions because in order to fly they needed a bonkers-high metabolic rate which unfortunately also create waste products from the process called “free radicals” that damage cells

however, despite these free radicals they manage to live up to FORTY YEARS, which is super long for a species their size, because their immune system are basically always ON and in an anti-viral state that make them incubators for disease due to warfare between their jacked immune systems and disease 

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bats are so gdamn weird, I love them, no other mammal has been able to copy off their homework and accomplish the same shape, and for that they are the anti-crab of the natural world, God bless


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3 years ago

Newborn babies all have terrible eyesight so that their brains don’t have to process as much information. Which I think is a little bit funny.

Nature was like “Look, we get it. There’s a lot of stuff out here. A lot of pores on your dad’s face. You have no idea what a hand is. Don’t worry about the pores for now. Just figure out, in general, what a hand is and then maybe we”ll pump it up to high res.”


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3 years ago

Of wolves* and bats...

*A response to DD September 18 in two parts; I talked about wolves in another post.

Bats. VAMPIRE BATS, specifically.

Today our beloved cowboy, Quincey, relates the story of the overnight exsanguination of a horse, *relating the incident overtly to Lucy's illness." He describes damage to the "gorge" aka throat.

I have to conclude this was Stoker slapping the reader upside the head just in case due to their inexperience with vampire fiction they might not yet have figured out what was going on with Lucy. What with Victorian Lady Dying Disease being a thing, or whatever it's called.

But come on, Seward. COME ON. Did you not JUST NOTICE that Lucy's throat puncture marks look mangled? Have you not been racking your brain to think of how she could possibly be losing blood? Have you not SPOTTED BATS flying around in the sky?

I'm certainly not suggesting Jack should realize it's a vampire monster. But when Quincey told his story how could Jack not respond "HOLD UP. A bat drained your horse of blood overnight, you say? And Van Helsing insists we keep the windows shut in Lucy's room? DEATH TO BATS!!!"

"Yes but Cherry, vampire bats aren't native to England."

Of course not, but ships are docking in London from all over the world, friend. You really want to argue that ONE vampire bat couldn't have stowed away?

I get that up until now it was reasonable for no one but VH to have a clue about what the illness afflicting Lucy could be. But Quincey dropped *that* story and Jack didn't pick it up I'm dtvgdggdhhgjj


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1 year ago

EVERYBODY SHUT UP IT'S BAT APPRECIATION DAY

EVERYBODY SHUT UP IT'S BAT APPRECIATION DAY
EVERYBODY SHUT UP IT'S BAT APPRECIATION DAY
EVERYBODY SHUT UP IT'S BAT APPRECIATION DAY
EVERYBODY SHUT UP IT'S BAT APPRECIATION DAY
EVERYBODY SHUT UP IT'S BAT APPRECIATION DAY
EVERYBODY SHUT UP IT'S BAT APPRECIATION DAY
EVERYBODY SHUT UP IT'S BAT APPRECIATION DAY
EVERYBODY SHUT UP IT'S BAT APPRECIATION DAY
EVERYBODY SHUT UP IT'S BAT APPRECIATION DAY
EVERYBODY SHUT UP IT'S BAT APPRECIATION DAY

IF YOU ARE NOT APPRECIATING BATS THEN GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!!!


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1 year ago
Hii!! This Account Could Be NFSW On Occasion So MDNI Please!

Hii!! This account could be NFSW on occasion so MDNI please!

My DMs are open, I promise I’m super sweet so don’t hesitate to message me if you’d like. I love getting to talk to people, just be sweet and we’ll be fine!

I’m not comfortable giving out my name so don’t ask just call be baby or bat or something along those lines, whatever tickles your fancy I can probably deal with! I also don’t give out other social media so if you ask the answer will most likely be no, that’s why I’m here and we can just talk here if you want!

Hii!! This Account Could Be NFSW On Occasion So MDNI Please!

(Cute little baby to end this<3)


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Thanks To @brokenstar28 For Finding The Photo
Thanks To @brokenstar28 For Finding The Photo

Thanks to @brokenstar28 for finding the photo <3

Thanks To @brokenstar28 For Finding The Photo

LOOK LOOK, HEAR ME OUT.

Does anyone remember the comic where Damian just casually kills a bat? REMEMBER? I can’t find the COMIC PAGE AND IM CRYING ABOUT IT BUT- I know you guys know what I’m talking about. (Found it)

HE LOVED BATS. AND THEN MRS HARSH TAUGHT HIM WEAKNESS WAS BAD AND NOT TO GROW ATTACHED.

IF this isn’t proof enough that Damian isn’t really a brat, it’s just a the horribly abusive league I don’t what it is- I just really saw the connection and got in my MatPat era for a second.

Let me know what you think?


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9 years ago
How Often Do Illustrators Get Extremely Tired Just By Merely Thinking Of A Draft Lurking In The Depths
How Often Do Illustrators Get Extremely Tired Just By Merely Thinking Of A Draft Lurking In The Depths
How Often Do Illustrators Get Extremely Tired Just By Merely Thinking Of A Draft Lurking In The Depths
How Often Do Illustrators Get Extremely Tired Just By Merely Thinking Of A Draft Lurking In The Depths

…How often do illustrators get extremely tired just by merely thinking of a draft lurking in the depths of their database :/?

This is by far not finished and/or perfected yet, but…ugh. I don’t know what to do with the background….stuff….bats….It’s late. So let us consider this a WIP?? 

They are all characters from my Dungeons & Dragons party. We somehow have loads of shiny useless charisma ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. The sexy half-elf with tattoos in the middle is my darling swashbuckling rogue: Fix. 

Yngwie, who is our fancy Paladin (with the Flamberg) made great character designs for a couple of these, so please take a look at his Tumblr too


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1 year ago

Shane screaming about the bat


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1 year ago
A Comic (?) About My Love Of Weird Little Bats For This Halloween
A Comic (?) About My Love Of Weird Little Bats For This Halloween
A Comic (?) About My Love Of Weird Little Bats For This Halloween
A Comic (?) About My Love Of Weird Little Bats For This Halloween

A comic (?) about my love of weird little bats for this halloween


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