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People at school @ me: *knows im emo and thinks that means I am emotionless*

Me: *smiles*

People @ my school:

HES ADORABLE

MOM I WANT ONE

🍊

Me waiting for someone to use dionysus in a super high, action packed movie:

When ur mom on the phone with your annoying aunt Linda and u hear her say

“Oh yeah, one sec let me go give her the phone”

And u hear her walking towards your door

NOW WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY 

(Also we just gonna ignore the rainbow jacket like hELLO)

My friends when I randomly send them a smut i found on wattpad in the middle of class

To be completely honest...

ME TOO NEGL

Mom: What are you doing

Jungkook: Studying science

Mom: Where are your text books?

Jungkook: I don’t need them

When a FF has an awesome story line but the author doesn’t lay it out correctly and ur just like

We had exams today 

SOO MY DUDES IF U SHIP YOONMIN AS MUCH AS I DO AND U LOVE CRACK FANFICS GO READ Dead meat|Yoonmin| 

I’ll put the link, but it’s fucking awesome so go read it, (also side ships of Namjinseok? (i think namjinseok, I am re reading it now bc i havent read it in a couple months yei) and Taekook)

https://www.wattpad.com/story/167088112-dead-meat-%E3%80%8B-yoonmin-%E2%9C%94

SO CORRECTION! Hoseok, Jin and Namjoon end up lonely children 😢✊

Jimin: Chu~ 💜

Me:

When I’m in an argument and some body tries to butt in

Taehyung: Hey Jimin, look me in the eyes

Jimin: Okay I’m looking 

Taehyung:

Parents: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you-

Me: Record it? Yes I would

Yeeting myself away from all the endgame spoilers like

Me: “Okay I’m going to sleep EARLY tonight

Me @ 4 in the morning:

"Some friends don't understand this. They don't understand how desperate I am to have someone say, I love you and I support you just the way you are because you're wonderful just the way you are. They don't understand that I can't remember anyone ever saying that to me. I am so demanding and difficult for my friends because I want to crumble and fall apart before them so that they will love me even though I am no fun, lying in bed, crying all the time, not moving. Depression is all about If you loved me you would." - Elizabeth Wurtzel, Prozac Nation

Problem

Jimin: None of you are allowed to fall for me

Yoongi: That won't be a problem

2 days later

Yoongi: *burst through the door* WE HAVE A P R O B L E M

My bais: *Flashes abs*

My Bias wrecker: *flashes his abs too*

All of BTS: *flash their abs*

Grades: Hey um I’m dropping, mind studying?

Homework: Hey um I need to be turned in tomorrow so like could u pls work on me?

Parents: You should spend time with us

Bias: Hey

Me: OMG HELLO HERES ALL MY ATTENTION AND LOVE HAVE IT ALL

*is still wheezing*

“Move hoe,new sheriff in town”

*wheezes*

Mah boi Thor dummy thicc

Yoongi: At least I'm going to die doing something I love

Jimin: What do you love?

Yoongi: Dying.