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remember when the screenshots first came out
This didn’t age well...
Corona has not killed me yet (sadly)
But my art did improve during quarantine
Escaping horror movie terrors...
Every horror movie should have bloopers at the end so that we know that that shit was made up and not for real.
*Me walking through the hall at 12, laughing instead of trembling at how the ghost tripped on her own dress*HAHAHA!! COME AT ME TRIPPY BITCH!!!
What blows my mind is the fact that the air we are breathing could have been someone’s fart, cough, or burp and it really fucks me up!!!!!!!!!
Bruce Lee said, “Be like water. You pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water in a vessel it becomes the vessel...”
It’s a bit different for me, I’m the gardener and the water both. The gardener doesn’t know where he is watering and the water doesn’t know what it is becoming...
Me, already got into it and not being afraid of depth and darkness in Subnautica: Man this is fun!
Seeing a Reaper for the first time: OH FUCK NONONONONONO I KNOW YOU FUUUUUCK
I overheard this conversation at school once...
Guy 1:If you shit your pants 27 times a day, there's something wrong with you
Guy 2: No shit!
Guy 1:
Guy 2: pun not intended
Guy 1: Did you just make a shit joke?
Guy 2: It was a shit joke... pun not intended hehe
I need to watch more true crime y’all
Shits catchy as fuck
I was going to scan this and I still might but for now have this. This is legit the first thing I ever colored and posted online. They’re two of my favorite bois and OC’s. The one on the left is the magnificent Matthew who belongs to @idoltenshi . They have been my best friend for years and have helped me through a lot. Thank you. The one on the right is my ol’ OC, Beni B. Bachelor. Also a throw back to one of my favorite bands of all time, Ludo.
✨ PSA ✨
✨ this is a friendly reminder to GO DRINK WATER AND HYDRATE YOURSELF WHENEVER YOU SEE ANYTHING RELATED TO WATER ✨ because it's very hot out and your body needs hydrating ✨ also keep water out for animals ✨ ✨ das all, have a lovely day
I'm sorry but Twitch and Mali are just 👌
buncha messy colored doodles i did the past couple days with my shit markers.
1). Tear
2). Purga
3). Rinku
4). Twitch
5). Mali
"I finally made it home, my dear"
Here, have some dooDLES
There goes all my faaken energy and weekend excitement! #shit #PhotoToaster #frustrated