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Just read In the Flesh and I love how much time scott spends in the story complaining about how hard game development is and that people who ‘just play games’ could never do what a real developer does.
Like Okay?? You didn’t need to get so intense sir this is your fanfic of your Furry OC getting popular youtuber Mat ‘Gametheory’ Pat pregante??
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON LSKKSNDKSKNWBDKZKSK
"whats the point of transitioning if you aren't dysphoric” what’s the point of eating a burger if you’re not starving to death. it looks yummy bitch
Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk, or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott
I faced an evil, talking flower in a pot
Explains the plot
Wants me dead, wants me to rot
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home
And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone
Leaves me alone
But I escape and meet some bones
Should I be a pacifist
Or should I use my fists?
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race, whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
I fell from the light
Talk, or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose
With all this EXP, there's no way that I'll lose
Now watch me move
I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach
I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach
Chara's my coach
All these monsters I will poach
Screw being a pacifist
I think I'll use my fists
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race, whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
I'm in a different trail
Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk, or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight, like front-page news
King Asgore wants to collect human souls
Seven of them is his ultimate goal
Open the door to humanity's realm
Start a new war (humans overwhelm)
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race, whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
I really hate how people say you should be honest and yourself, but when you do they say stop being a bitch. No offense but I don't do fake.
never forget what they took from us.
you may spank it… once still remains the funniest image ever created on this bitch of an earth
concept
a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings
I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today
Escaping horror movie terrors...
Every horror movie should have bloopers at the end so that we know that that shit was made up and not for real.
*Me walking through the hall at 12, laughing instead of trembling at how the ghost tripped on her own dress*HAHAHA!! COME AT ME TRIPPY BITCH!!!
I may like all people
reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual
