The Suffering Never Ends

the suffering never ends

I CAN’T WITH EMORI’S FACE HERE

Murphy & Clarke: Hehehoho subterfuge! 

Emori: :0

Out-Of-Context Quotes From My CS AUs (PT.3)

Mainly Player

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Iterator!Player: Carmen! Look! I adopted two slugcats!

Iterator!Carmen: ... you... they're trying to eat your cables, Player.

Iterator!Player, gently holding the slugcat siblings: I love them, Carmen.

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Tigress: Yeah, he got sick, I don't know why, but I think it's ba-

Carmen, touching her earpiece: Tigress isn't lying, Player's here-

Ivy and Zack: *explode into the room from out of nowhere*

Tigress: WHAT THE FUCK

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Nightblood!Player: I hate you, and everything you stand for.

Chief, patting him on the head: That's nice, honey.

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Three dudes: If we team up, We can take care of the nightblood together!

Player, who's immune to the acid rain: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

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Carmen: stop going easy on me!

Player, clearly struggling: I'm not going easy! I'm just bad with a sword!

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Carmen: your better then this!

Player: well, you've got like ten more years of training on me, so I'm actually doing pretty good-

Carmen: I meant going against VILE! You're better then that!

Player: I'm really not.

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Ivy: And.. I'm so worried about my brother, y'know? Because without the money-

Carmen: *instantly becoming x1000 softer*

Carmen: How would you like a job with me?

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Two: Let me get this straight; our children, NONE OF WHOM ARE EVEN EIGHTEEN, are all alone out there?

Carmen: Don't.. forget about the fact that they have to save us, and not the other way around.

Rapunzel: Oh god! They're probably so scared, and worried, and-

Meanwhile

The children in question: *Are battling their fears, singing songs together, bonding, and saving the world*

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Carmen, grabbing Nightblood!Player: you cant compete in the conclave! You dont stand a chance against coach-

Nightblood!Player: Fos kom Ogeda: jok Yu, Yu deranged ostrich!

Carmen: did you just... call me a deranged ostrich?

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Player, after throwing up because he's sick: I'm s-

Tigress: If the next word out of your mouth is 'sorry' I will scream

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Hive: I would like you to join me-

Player, who just got kidnapped by VILE, learned Julia got kidnapped, too, and has now been kidnapped by Mutants and forcefully dragged to the one place he hates the most: CAN I PLEASE JUST TAKE A NAP FIRST!?

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Hive: Sorry for the... unorthodox delivery system-

Player, who just got carried by his hood like a kitten for several dozen miles: Ah, it's fine, IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS REPEATEDLY SMACKED AGAINST THE CONCRETE OR ANYTHING-

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Ivy, clambering over Zack to get to Vampire!Player: PLAYER! PLAYER!

Carmen: woah, okay, calm down guys. What's wrong?

Ivy: we need to know!

Zack: do vampires bite and then suck the blood out with their mouth? Or are their teeth just like straws?

Carmen: ... that is a valid question. Player?

Player:

Ivy, under her breath: the silence is damming

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Player: YOU GUYS CANT HOLD ME HOSTAGE

Animal!TR, who are currently using different methods to flop on him: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

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Ivy: Alright, which one of you gave Player knife hands???

Tigress: I did, he said he felt scared.

Ivy: WELL NOW I FEEL SCARED!

Tigress: Oh.. I'm sorry.... would you like knife hands too?

No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

I know that I’m normally just a reblog guy, and that’s fine. but if any of you live in America PLEASE DO SOMETHING. I’m australian, so I can’t do anything about this, but if that law gets passed it will open the gates for shit like this all over the world. please, do something. and if any of you support this law, then get the fuck off my blog, you aren’t welcome here.