Hopper Accidentally Becomes The Biggest Ally In Hawkins Out Of Hatred For Mike Wheeler. El Wants To Date

Hopper accidentally becomes the biggest ally in Hawkins out of hatred for Mike Wheeler. El wants to date Max? Perfect, Mike is terrified of Max. El wants to date Max and Lucas? Even better, more people to keep Mike away. Will comes out to Joyce and Hop? Hopper is immediately studying up on gay culture and flagging so he can find him a Hop ApprovedTM boyfriend. He sees that nice boy Gareth cuff his jeans one time and starts inviting him to family dinner. Mike seems annoyed that Steve is spending more time with Munson? A pamphlet titled “Accepting your Bisexuality” finds its way into Steve’s jacket pocket. Hopper has never seen Mike as furious as the day Steve and Munson arrive at dinner holding hands. It’s a good day. Hopper isn’t sure how Nancy dating the Buckley girl will annoy Mike, but he’s willing to give it a shot.

you know those "draw your oc in this pose" challenges?? yeah.

as i'm watching the x men movies (yes because of deadpool 3 we dont judge here) i think it's so funny how hugh jackman's hair has decreased in volume. it's like the earlier movies took his hair and just dumped cans of hairspray into that shit. it's like steve harrington's s1 hair, it can't get any bigger.

yes Hugh Jackman is hot! yes it is incredibly impressive and good for him that he was able to get absolutely fucking shredded again at 55! but in all honesty all I can think about during the explody shirt scene is how dehydrated he must have been to lose the water weight and how, when people don't understand that it would be unhealthy to maintain that look on a body long term, it just creates unrealistic standards?

I don't remember writing this? Like, legitimately?? Still funny as hell I stand by it

what i want to know is how the hell did they make monty's actor look like if a crow was a person. how. there's no way he was just born like that

the ultimate solution to dissolving your fear of whatever's under the bed is to just. buy a taller bed. get a loft bed. sure the monster could be bigger but then they'd be more comfortable so that's the most important bit i think