Seeing The New Deadpool Wolverine Movie With No Prior Knowledge Of The X Men In Any Form I Can Say 100%

seeing the new Deadpool Wolverine movie with no prior knowledge of the x men in any form I can say 100% that I was delighted to discover that wolverine has little hair horn thingys and also his last name is howlett??

broke: channing tatum sucks at a french accent

woke: gambit is cajun. cajuns just sound like that man. idk what to tell you. iirc he even got “sha” right (as opposed to the french pronunciation of chère). he doesn’t sound the way his dialogue is portrayed in the comics bc in the comics they just threw in some chère’s and some non’s and called it a day. channing tatum had the accent DOWN PAT

yes Hugh Jackman is hot! yes it is incredibly impressive and good for him that he was able to get absolutely fucking shredded again at 55! but in all honesty all I can think about during the explody shirt scene is how dehydrated he must have been to lose the water weight and how, when people don't understand that it would be unhealthy to maintain that look on a body long term, it just creates unrealistic standards?

Deadpool and Wolverine is the single best portrayal of Wolverine in live action so far because it's the only one that really understands how best to depict him; a grouchy trainwreck of an extremely divorced dad who loves his dysfunctional shitshow of a family but also can't fucking stand them and is THIS close to driving the station wagon off a cliff during the drive to Sunday church with everyone inside in a fit of alcohol-fueled manic depression.

We should return to the barter system so I can trade a whole bunch of friendship bracelets for cool rocks and art and stuff. I'll bake some bread for a cat drawimg or do you want some box cake? I can do that too

the ultimate solution to dissolving your fear of whatever's under the bed is to just. buy a taller bed. get a loft bed. sure the monster could be bigger but then they'd be more comfortable so that's the most important bit i think