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In Jason’s mind he is the star of one of those teen movies where the protagonist just wants to follow their dream but their parent doesn’t approve! Like High School Musical. But with murder instead of singing

Bruce: You’ve always wanted to be a vigilante that doesn’t use lethal force!

Jason: No, dad, you’ve always wanted me to be vigilante that doesn’t use lethal force.

Please sir I’m starving more deaged timmy please🥺🥺

Now that Tim's tall, he chooses violence.

kissing the atsv character designers directly on the lips

“Hobie, you’re not helping.”

“Good.”

i cannot stop thinking about the scene where peter b turns around like he just realized miguel is genuinely insane it is so funny

like ohhhhh. okay. yeah he’s gonna maim that 15 year old.

‘aight, mate, we’re done! Looking like a proper little punk now, eh?

Dick: Hey guys! I brought everyone’s favorite archer with me!

Tim: you brought Cissie?

Dick: No

Damian: Conner?

Dick: no

Tim: …Mia?

Damian: …Emiko

Dick: No, guys, I brought Roy

Tim: oh, my fourth favorite archer

Damian: at least it isn’t Queen

Jason: oh hey! It’s my favorite archer!

poor Jason for knowing exactly what Tim and Dick are capable of and absolutely no one believing him when he tries to point it out

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“Tim has literally blown up the League, he REGULARLY LIES TO BATMAN”

“Jason, please. Tim would never”

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“Jay we just don’t understand why you think Dick is ‘a menace to society’…”

“Have you met him?!!!”

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The only person who would have any idea is Babs and I firmly believe she elects to ignore it or, even more likely, finds immense joy in watching this play out

Just wanted to say that I absolutely adore all of your Damirae art! They're definitely one of my fave DC couples so it's nice to see them get some appreciation! Was wondering if you could maybe draw them together in a what if scenario of Raven agreeing to lead the League of Assassins with Damian?👀

Thank you! I’m like super glad you’re enjoying it.

Okay real talk. You have no idea how much I love the whole Raven joining the Assassins League thing, so I made this one dumb sappy 👏

Maybe there’s like some sort of ceremonial initiation, and this is right before she commits to her decision. Damian always looks out for her best interests, and offers her a chance to change her mind, to back out, if she doesn’t really want to be here.

But the idea of leaving, being so far away, and alone, felt more terrifying than her father’s threats. Having the courage to stay by each other’s side has given her the strength to push forward.

Jason: Does Damian have any weaknesses?

Tim: Machines don’t have weaknesses. I honestly think he was programmed by someone in the future to come back and destroy all life

Dick: Raven

Best of Jamie Tartt in Season 3

Just imagine the dreams Cardan had about Jude, not even the steamy ones just how she probably entered every part of his mind so completely that she became a nightly visitor in his dreams. The person he was in the gardens with, the one who helped him find that grey cat and the one who kissed him after the dance. He would have Jude in this arms in his dreams only to wake and realize she was miles away and seemingly uninterested. That feeling of bliss and warmth falling away so fast leaving him with nothing but a name, the name Jude repeating over and over.. maybe it will help to write it down?

LMAO I LOVE THAT THIS ISN’T JUST A RUN OF THE MILL MOMENT EITHER THIS IS AFTER JASON FUCKED UP AND SHOT/KILLED ANOTHER PERSON AND HE KNOWS HE’S IN DEEP SHIT BUT HE STILL GREETS BRUCE LIKE “FUCK OFF, VAMPIRE DAD” AS IF HE ISN’T IN DEEP SHIT, HELP HE’S THE WORST, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Just more birds 😊 I really can’t get enough of them

Ares in Mythology:

Kills the guy who tried to assault his daughter and refused to apologize for it when he got put on trial (it was ruled justifiable homicide by Athena btw). 

The only time he’d been captured in battle was when he was protecting his mom from being captured by giants who wanted to forcibly marry her.

Found and Freed Thanatos when he was imprisoned by Sisyphus when no other Gods could

Helps found the Amazons by helping their founder escape her abusive husband and becomes their patron God.

Genuinely loves and respects Aphrodite as her own person

One of his epithets is “feasted by women”.

Ares in Modern Media: 

Meatheaded sexist asshole out of an eighties teen movie.

Conclusion: My boy is getting done dirtier than Hades in modern representation. Ares is one of the least problematic Gods in the pantheon (except for the murders, I will grant you) and ya’ll are sleeping on him.

his legal name being 'and ken' is so genius he's literally just barbie's accessory this movie is for real men

wayne family adventures moments that i love dearly (pt. 1?)

roy harper? he's so chill about it too like damian you're struggling with making friends here's my advice i love jason

he's so sparkly

each of their faces gets me every time

jason just looks annoyed

dick just looks apologetic, like batman will be pissed at him

damian looks downright angry

tim, poor tim looks so uncomfortable

he's just cracking some guys skull!! (i love jason)

this is my favorite quote in history

bart is so flash, like hes just vibing and not at all caring about how stressed his friend is about him being there

he's the angsty one not jason

So I love the fics of the Batfam finding out Jason is alive and has been alive for a while through the most random circumstances, but what if he got back to Gotham a bit saner and decided to just... see how long it took his family to notice him?

Like food goes missing from the kitchen and Alfred can't figure it out for the life of him until he catches Jason raiding the fridge at two am.

Tim sees Jason sneaking around the manor and just assumes he's hallucinating again.

Bruce notices things around the cave have been moved or are missing and scolds Dick and Tim, who keep denying it was them.

Dick finds the Discowing suit laid out for him everywhere he goes.

I'm tired of everyone filling up for Bruce, you know what I want to see??

People filling up for Nightwing.

Henchmen 1# in bludhaven: Not wanting to scare you or anything, but has Nightwing always been on steroids?

Henchmen 2#: Oh c'mon pussy it's just Night–

Henchmen 2#:

Henchmen 2#: WHY HE HAS A GUN?

An opinion. Jason was the only batkid who did not come with a pre-installed Kill option, that was downloaded, after death, while he was with the League. Dick, Tim and Damian, tho, they came with it, and Bruce had to learn to manually turn it off.

99% success rate with Dick and Damian.

76% success rate with Tim who has not killed anybody, but has contemplated it way too many times for Bruce to be comfortable with.

Edit: for all the people who keep saying "But Tim blew up the League bases with so many people," listen, if Bruce doesn't know, it didn't happen. Don't go snitching on my boy like that.

Rachel Roth: I come to you as a future daughter-in-law to conduct a contingency plan to prevent disaster and pain which you, as the future father-in-law, will have to suffer through.

Bruce Wayne: You have the floor. And my entire afternoon.

Barry Allen: wtf

Rachel Roth: Kory and Dick are planning classic family activities that will threaten the foundations of this family and we cannot allow them to continue. You know that they’re going to want to take that picture of everyone in a white shirt and blue jeans jumping on the beach. Selina will not agree to it, Damian will not agree to it, Jason will play along just to screw it up, which will piss Dick off, which will then in turn piss Damian off, and finally piss off Tim through collateral. In the end, they will all try to kill each other, and we’ll have to watch along with whatever poor witnesses are present.

Bruce Wayne: *a single teardrop rolls down his cheek* I’m not alone anymore.

Barry Allen: What is HELL just happened—