Poor Jason For Knowing Exactly What Tim And Dick Are Capable Of And Absolutely No One Believing Him When

poor Jason for knowing exactly what Tim and Dick are capable of and absolutely no one believing him when he tries to point it out

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“Tim has literally blown up the League, he REGULARLY LIES TO BATMAN”

“Jason, please. Tim would never”

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“Jay we just don’t understand why you think Dick is ‘a menace to society’…”

“Have you met him?!!!”

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The only person who would have any idea is Babs and I firmly believe she elects to ignore it or, even more likely, finds immense joy in watching this play out

So I love the fics of the Batfam finding out Jason is alive and has been alive for a while through the most random circumstances, but what if he got back to Gotham a bit saner and decided to just... see how long it took his family to notice him?

Like food goes missing from the kitchen and Alfred can't figure it out for the life of him until he catches Jason raiding the fridge at two am.

Tim sees Jason sneaking around the manor and just assumes he's hallucinating again.

Bruce notices things around the cave have been moved or are missing and scolds Dick and Tim, who keep denying it was them.

Dick finds the Discowing suit laid out for him everywhere he goes.

Just imagine the dreams Cardan had about Jude, not even the steamy ones just how she probably entered every part of his mind so completely that she became a nightly visitor in his dreams. The person he was in the gardens with, the one who helped him find that grey cat and the one who kissed him after the dance. He would have Jude in this arms in his dreams only to wake and realize she was miles away and seemingly uninterested. That feeling of bliss and warmth falling away so fast leaving him with nothing but a name, the name Jude repeating over and over.. maybe it will help to write it down?

‘aight, mate, we’re done! Looking like a proper little punk now, eh?

Dick: Hey guys! I brought everyone’s favorite archer with me!

Tim: you brought Cissie?

Dick: No

Damian: Conner?

Dick: no

Tim: …Mia?

Damian: …Emiko

Dick: No, guys, I brought Roy

Tim: oh, my fourth favorite archer

Damian: at least it isn’t Queen

Jason: oh hey! It’s my favorite archer!