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I'll be honest y'all, I came to Tumblr for the raw quotes completely out of context, the shitpost that actually end in a deep philosophical discussion on the nature of society, and the breakdown of people trying to make a point by actually experienced people telling you the #facts, but I can't find y'all anywhere.
Where do I look to fill my feed with the people who make your legendary posts that somehow make it as screenshots to Pinterest or narrated as videos on YouTube?
Where are my relatable folks who vent their frustrations by going on a tangent to a completely unrelated topic yet somehow circle back to end up teaching me a life lesson while also making me laugh? Where are my reviews on how Hollywood did it wrong or somehow did it right? Where are you people with way too much experience in That One Thing but actually I do This Other Thing for a living? Where are they who do This Other Thing for a living that can somehow be applied to That One Thing? Where is the Rossetta Stone of culture clash where I end up learning something new from the stupidest life story in existence?
Where are the quippy one-liners that sound like they make no sense but gosh darn it Tumblr can dig deeper than any English class could ever teach you to go and we do it for fun rather than expectation of reward in the form of a meaningless mark on our life's report card?
WHERE ARE YOU MY FELLOWS I NEED MY SEROTONIN?!?!
yes but i am a older brother.
Sorry to everyone talking about the burdens of the eldest daughter but I can't relate. As the eldest daughter of a large family, the only significant role I play in the lives of my siblings is trying to get them to read comic books that are inappropriately violent for their age group
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It's too bad Kuklo from the Before The Fall prequel manga wasn't born during the timeline of the series proper. Because Hange would just take one look at the newborn baby puked out by a titan and be like "THIS IS MY CHILD NOW!!! LEVI, ERWIN, YOU'RE UNCLES!!!" Even if Kuklo's not a titan (but he can sense them like he's a living radar), being brought up by the survey corps is a much kinder fate than his canonical one of being abused and enslaved like an animal.
I have not actually read Before The Fall 🙈 but it's definitely been on my list of stuff to read! (There's too many stuff on that list though lol rip) But damn (just searched it up, his pregnant mum got eaten by a titan?? bro. this guy's not even five seconds out of the womb and he's already having it rough 😭) You're totally right Hange would just see this baby being puked out by a titan and instantly want to adopt him. Everyone is very confused since, you know, they saw him being puked up by a literal titan but Hange would protect the fuck out of this kid, will literally threaten to rip apart anybody that even looks at him funny or says anything derogatory to him because he came out of a titan's mouth. And Levi and Erwin and presumably all the other vets are equally as protective and Kuklo grows up with like a dozen extremely over protective helicopter parent soldiers 😭😂
chikaras eyes frighten me.

Fuuko Izumo, Andy, and Chikara Shigeno || UNDEAD UNLUCK
she’s sleeping chikara my boi. she needs a comfy position… i think
i always love it when there’s more room to sit on yet fuuko always choose to sit on andy’s lap like waieuhteiuawhfiuesh my heart
dope




BLEACH X BLACK CLOVER
it makes you wounder what led to such a anti-palindrome society in the first place.





In the mid-1950s in the PnFverse, there was a highly-charged anti-palindrome atmosphere in Britain that forced people with names that were palindromes to go into hiding.
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i cant remember/find the post, but there was one that was like “dramatic twiyor reveal except they instantly freak out about leaving anya alone” and. yeah. i agree
buy me a coffee
Because I'm only seeing other Jews posting about this, non-Jews I need you to be aware that for the past month or two there has been a wave of bomb threats and swattings at synagogues all across the US. They usually do it when services are being livestreamed. I haven't seen a single non-Jew talking about this. High holidays are coming up in a few weeks, which is when most attacks happen against our communities. We're worried, and we need people to know what's happening to us.
mortal kombat x warhammer 40k
so I was thinking that we all know doomguy would thrive in wh40k right. i would like to see how folks like liu kang, kung lau, Johnny cage and scorpion would work in wh40k. how would katana square up next to a sister of battle. reptile and necrons. i don't know. i just want to see it.
so I've been thinking about a AU were Della DIDN'T abandon her three unborn children. she took them with her. I have looked for fics like this but have not found any. so i'm putting this here. feel free to use it. I'm calling it moonducks.
we need more fanfics
At the time of writing this if you click this link it will show ONLY EIGHT FANFICS. now i would write some, but i cannot write for shit. and so i implore you. people of tumbler. fill this gaping hole in my heart which can only be filled with fanfics and headcanons. and maybe add a little undead unluck as well
yes. Yes. YES.
I'm shocked no one's made this comparison



I think we know where Titan Luz got her inspiration from...
I'm pretty sure ALL of the Batkids are heroes out of spite.
stephanie brown is a superhero out of spite and i love that for her
why.

Laika: 1954-1957
Opportunity Rover: 2004-2019
they will be rivals
Hifumi being a little menace to society and taking after her Uncle Kyoichiro is absolutely perfect

I want a Wolverine series that focuses on him teaming up with his kids, his found family members & his friends. Like, it could be mostly episodic with short but meaningful arcs thrown in every few issues. Maybe some more dramatic storylines once the ball really gets rolling. It could be something that could be read alone, but also ties into the main X-Men books without impacting their stories that much. I know this will probably never happen. I know that's not what most fans want from Wolverine. And I know that it would be impossible until the Hickman Era comes to an end. But that is what I want.
TL;DR I Want A Snikt Family Team-Up Book! Violent Hijinks & Family Drama Ensues!
damn i need more
Your supervillain nemesis is little more than goofy comedy relief, always coming up with clunky machines and insane, nonsensical schemes. When a new dangerous villain appeared, your nemesis utterly destroyed them, and then continued on like nothing happened.