Things My Algebra Teacher Has Said (he's From Cameroon, So Imagine The Extremely Thick Accent As You

Things my algebra teacher has said (he's from Cameroon, so imagine the extremely thick accent as you read)

"I like you more than the other classes" *brings out a variety pack of takis and dramatically slams them on the table*

He was on speaker phone with some lady asking him about lunch later, after he got off the phone some kid asked who it was.

He replied, very casually, "Oh, she a bitch"

This man is 60.

Once, he got us full sized chip bags and candy bars for being his best class. That was because we were quiet and didn't blatantly cheat on his assignments.

Just recently, he was talking about his plans to vacation in California during the spring break. A kid jokingly asked if he was gonna smoke some weed. He replied;

"Oh no. I do not smoke weed. I've never smoked weed. I used to smoke crack, though."

To which all of us were like, "wtf?" And he was like

"I smoked crack for 40 year. I should be dead"

This man is a gem, and I will post more if things come up.

I tried a different artstyle, I really like how it turned out

(Edit) just realized I forgot his scar on his cheek 😭

daily pjo (underrated) godly parent headcannon:

children of hades have the best jewelry

Yall, how long do you think it took present mic to learn how to talk? His quirk developed the moment he was born, so did they have to teach him sign first or???

My personal headcanon is his first word was at 5, he started speaking in sentences at 8, and his first year at UA was full of speech therapy lessons because he had a bad speech impediment.

I need someone to write a fic of this

Alright, Tumblr. I require assistance.

I've been meaning to start selling adoptables on Instagram, but I have zero ideas on how or where to start. If yall could give some pointers that would be great

PERCY JACKSON HEADCANON.

What is Nico starts teaching Will Italian so that they can have conversations together in Italian, and it gets to a point where will can understand it but can't really speak it.

Combine that headcanon with the one where Will gets SUPER country when he's angry, and we get a hilarious image of what an argument would look like between them.

Nico art dump

Super proud of that first one.