I Don't Know When This Was Uploaded, But Yeah, Stay Safe! We Went Through A Bad Storm A Week Or Two Ago,

I don't know when this was uploaded, but yeah, stay safe! We went through a bad storm a week or two ago, if that's what this is about then my bad!

⚠️IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT⚠️

There's a hurricane heading here where I live. It's a category 2 and we're on Orange Alert already, which means that is near, but hasn't touched land yet. My family and I have already taken appropriate prevention measures and stocked up with enough supplies. The hurricane is supposed to pass through here around 7:00PM and should be leaving around tomorrow noon.

I'm telling you this in case you don't hear about me around that time. I'll be saving my phone's battery in case of emergency. I'll keep you updated if I get the chance, and I'll make sure to let you know when it's over.

In case any of you is currently in the zones that will be affected by Beryl hurricane, stay safe.

Let me make a whole script for this, please.

R, C, and S to make this easier.

R: Alright, for the last time, we are watching the Barbie movie. Slammer, if you can sit quietly throughout the whole movie, you can consume some of the arcade games. Contaminated, if you can sit still and **not infect the people around you** through the movie... I'll let you mess around at the park across the street.

S: I wanna go in the butter... it's warm and goopy...

R: ... uh... no... I'll get you a popcorn bowl of butter, okay?

C: We saw a dog in the theater...

[C looks at R]

C: Why is there a dog in the theater?

R: Its probably a service dog, don't think too hard about it.

[C looks back at the dog, staring for a few seconds.]

C: ... We wanna infect it.

R: NO!

S: Where's the butter?

R: Y'know what? Forget this, we'll watch it on a streaming service, assuming there are any left.

S: Nuuuuuuu.....

C: So... can we infect the dog?

R: WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH INFECTING A DOG!?

C: It's easier than anthropomorphic beings.

R: ... that makes too much sense for my liking.

[They leave the theater]

When you’re the only au with themes of a virus/ illness that’s at least somewhat normal

Slammer Sonic: @space-cores-adventures

Recovery Sonic: @misscloudiedays

:)

I'm going to be honest, I completely forgot about this headcannon. I've been hyperfocused on sonic lately. Thanks!

Okay, I forgot if I've mentioned this idea, I don't think so.

I have seen this idea going around that Floro Sprout roots are red. Blood red. This has inspired a new headcannon.

TW: Mentions of blood loss, brain death, possibly decay.

So, the floro sprout roots looks blood red because they are stained with actual blood, like how normal plant roots look weirdly water-stained. Now, where does this blood come from?

The part(s) of the brain that control conscious thoughts, free will, and emotion.

But what happens with a human circulatory system which connects the entire bloodstream together, now includes the Floro Sprout itself?

The human body gets slowly drained of blood while the Sprout feeds.

This means that the Sprout will take blood from the body, starting with the brain, and as more parts of the body die from lack of oxygen (blood carries oxygen around the body), the Sprout starts impacting the actual brain, making IT die as well.

Now, if, say... this Sprout were magically modified, then it could keep the body moving long after death, allowing for a fun little puppet that is completely dependant on the thing that is killing it.

I wish you luck, Luigi...

🌱

This headcannon was partially inspired by a Pokémon RP of Luigi, where a bird pecks his head and reveals a dead Floro Sprout stuck to his brain, blood dripping from the roots.

Yeah, but they don't judge you for it. Instead, they see when you are broken and do what they have seen helps. If you are feeling hurt, then they will smell your distress and comfort you with their presence and purrs. This is why they come to help when you feel upset over something, they can smell the difference in your body and do the only thing they know of that works. It's adorable.

I know you were joking, but at the same time that is one of those jokes that while it will never BE true, it can be something that FEELS true at some points, and I don't want people to feel that way about themselves. I know your cats and dogs and other pets don't feel that way about you.

It's 4:30 am and a bat found its way into our house. I'm naming it Joker.

You have no idea how much I needed to see that quote. I DO want to try Truffle Oil & Parmasan Toast IRL tho. That sounds good.

Uhh... I don't know who to tag, so I'm going to say Open Tag.

thank you for the tags @b00ks1ut and @mstiemountainhop

Toast quiz!!

You're not wrong

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