Dinoofcoffeechaos - Chaos Gremlin

Bet Hiccup learned to run before he knew how to walk

Containing Hiccup is like trying to cage a tornado in a cat crate

It ain't happening

Menace since day one

Big boi Stoick, pls

“Hiccup would you stop trying to kill yourself for TWO seconds I cannot handle the fucking heart palpitations I’m going to tie your hands together and take away your leg yes I’m going to take your leg and no you can’t go to Gobber and ask him for another one you are quite literally grounded STAY ON THE GROUND PLEASE,”

Look I love merthur angst as much as the next emotionally repressed queer teen. But little shit!merlin and little shit!arthur crack hits different every time yk?

Random Noble: yOu cAn'T mArRy A mAn!?

*his chair disappears from under him*

Noble: What the fuck!? Sorcery!

Merlin: *looks directly at him gold eyes* What sorcery?

Noble: *gesturing bewilderedly at arthur* Your... majesty? ..sorcery?

Arthur: *completely dead serious* what sorcery?

*table also disappears. noble's jewelry disappears.*

*knights, arthur and merlin continue to gaslight this guy for the next 20 minutes until he has an aneurysm.*

*They then calmly go about continuing wedding preparations.*

*Merlin has a nice time with his new bracelets later*

The twins have left the chat

Not a fucking clue what possessed me to draw this but please feel free to ask High Hiccup Haddock any questions 😭

Tyrannosaurus rex

Yeah that checks out

Herbivorous dinos x your birth month!