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Hahaha I do that
I know someone that does this
My parents tho…
Not the best solution
That awkward moment when you have a whole ass list 😂
Ope…
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
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Fr tho
Person: What’s wrong with you?!
Me: *pulls out list of my mental disorders*
And then many years later historians look at the facts and conclude that your letters are fake, and speculation is the truth....
And not letting people have rights...
Along with the plague
There’s a book at Cracker Barrel that is called I love Pluto
Long story short I want it.
*facepalms*
Looks like trumps toupee to me...
Sole Wars: Return of the Cobbler
I guess I’m fucked but I mean at least I die happy with my potatoes!
The Irish are goners
HEY FOLKS BEGGIN YOUR PARDON!
the whole,
being dead thing!!
Omg
The resemblance is uncanny
Adds several Broadway shows to her playlist
FBI AGENT: oh thank god
ME: continues to only listen to Hamilton
The FBI agent assigned to me: please give me someone else I'm done listening to Hamilton every day oh my god
Like yesterday when I ate half a pizza because honestly who gives a fuck about what I eat like??
Choosing what you actually want and ignoring your ED like
Me with both 😂
Sometimes it be like that
Therapeut: Und was machen wir, wenn wir mit unseren Problemen konfrontiert werden?
Ich: Bruder, muss los
Therapeut: Nein
Also hamilton is in the green however if they’re listening to burn, quiet uptown and or who lives who dies who tells your story? Please make sure they didn’t just break up with someone or get broken up with.
Is Your Theatre Friend Okay?
How to Tell if Your Theatre Person is Okay
(based on the musical they’re listening to on repeat)
From Least to Most Concerning:
Tuck Everlasting: Probably fine. Your friend might be yearning, though.
Heathers: Probably just routine ennui or angst, but if they’re only listening to “I Am Damaged,” “Lifeboat,” and/or “Kindergarten Boyfriend,” then they’re going through it.
Beetlejuice: If they’re only listening to “Dead Mom” on repeat, then you might want to worry. This is an “I am misunderstood” musical.
Waitress: Typically a chill one, but might be nostalgic and/or feeling stuck. Worth asking if they want to talk about it.
Dear Evan Hansen: Also in the safe zone, but if you hear too much of “Words Fail,” their self esteem is probably in the gutter.
Into the Woods: They’re either genuinely fine and just enjoying Sondheim, or actively having an existential crisis. Very little in between.
Cabaret: They’re either having a fresh and sexy time listening to Alan Cumming sing “Willkommen,” or you need to ask them if they’re all right.
Fun Home: Is your friend a tortured theatre gay? Because this is a tortured theatre gay musical. Just FYI.
Next to Normal: If Next To Normal is on repeat, like honestly on repeat, you might have cause for concern. This is a very high caliber depression musical.
Les Miserables: Your friend is wallowing. They’re probably crying about Gavroche because it’s easier to cry about French revolutionaries than process whatever they’re actually going through.
Spring Awakening: Please worry if someone you know is listening to any part of Spring Awakening on repeat. This is a peak depression musical.
That’s yup...
Theatre People Are Cryptids
Will make eye contact across a room (of nearly any size) and suddenly sing the same song lyric in perfect sync
Can identify incredibly obscure and/or complex pieces of music from two notes
Most of them don’t seem to need sleep??
Especially tech?? Has tech ever slept???
The few that do sleep can fall asleep anywhere. In a chair, on a table, under a table, on top of a bunch of props, on the catwalk, in a pile of other theatre people, you name it.
Never late anywhere. Never. If you are trying to meet a theatre person somewhere, they will beat you there. Doesn’t matter how early you are, they will sense it and be there earlier.
The actresses who can do crazy jumps and kicks and spins and splits in character heels. Magic.
Extremely familial. If they worked on a show together once eight years ago, they’re family. Possibly indicative of some kind of secret order??
Can get paint out of anything.
Somehow incapable of forming a straight line as soon as the words “curtain call” are uttered. Ancient word of power against them?
The clumsiest ones offstage are akin to gods of grace onstage. Maybe they’re conserving their true power? Or only able to channel it in their home environment?