Gotta Remember This For When My Bf And I Get A Living Furby.

Gotta remember this for when my bf and I get a living furby.

A reminder for those of us with cats at Easter that lilies of ANY kind are BAD for cats. Some species such as Calla, Peace and Peruvian do not cause kidney damage or death like Easter and daylilies, but they can still cause irritation and gastrointestinal issues if ingested...

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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

I still can’t get over the fact one of my coworkers called me the female Chris McLean of work.

I am just standing behind my sample table. I challenge him to tell me if a gold nugget orange tastes like every breakfast restaurant orange in the world, and he compares me to a game show host.

I ain’t gonna mask as him but damn am I a bit impressed that someone thinks of me with that kind of ego.

I can’t be mean and grouchy. I’ve got the “other people have it worse” brain. I force a smile constantly because I’m the middle of better and worse (middle child syndrome).

Sometimes I’m mean and grouchy. If you were in pain every waking moment then you’d be mean and grouchy sometimes too.

Not even 5 months later they’re going to have indie documentaries on trump filling YouTube and Netflix after his death.

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.