Yes Yes Yes

yes yes yes

yes

yes yes

Literally can’t stop imagining isekai’d reader accidentally appearing in Genshin but before the main story. Like, they appear right in Inazuma when Ei was just done leaving her first prototype puppet-

Coincidentally our reader appears right before Kunikuzushi is about to witness his second betrayal and saves him in a very chaotic scenario.

Did I forget to mention that reader gets to keep the in game abilities and time having a very slow effect on them ( 1 hour in Teyvat= 1 minute to reader’s body) basically making them semi-immortal? Yeah reader is op in this fight me.

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Kunikuzushi walked the streets of Inazuma, fascinated but confused by the world around him. He was all alone with no knowledge on how to blend in….

As he walked he could feel others staring and whispering. He did not like it. He was just wondering what to do next when a loud noise from the stalls behind him caught his attention. He turned around.

In one of the food stalls, a person had just fell into the fruit crates from the above set of stairs. Did they jump? They were groaning while the owner of the stall was yelling at them. They wore…peculiar clothing. In fact they looked very peculiar, so different from everybody else.

Kunikuzushi was snapped out of his thoughts when he heard the Shogunate Samurai yelling “GET THEM” from the same place from where the stranger fell. Before he could even blink, the stranger jumped from the crate and ran towards him. They grabbed his wrist and continued their dash.

“Bonjour, I’m here to fuck with the timeline! And you’re included!”, the stranger declared. Kunikuzushi wonders what “fuck” means but with the shogunate samurai on his tail he decides to focus on running instead.

“WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” He was confused and mildly scared that a random stranger just appeared out of nowhere decides to kidnap him.

“NO TIME FOR THAT HONEY JUST HANG ON!”

“???”

Ah, he hadn’t noticed that they are running into a dead end that is a massive wall. The stranger was unfazed tho.

Without stopping, they swooped him up bridal style and JUMPED onto a roof beside them. But because of the samurai still after them, they proceeded to parkour out of the city with Kunikuzushi still in their arms. The lad was screaming the whole time lol.

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The duo managed to escape the city and reach Chinju forest. The stranger panted for air and carefully let Kunikuzushi down. He scooted a good distance away when they did.

Exhausted, the stranger crotched down in front of him, still breathing loudly.

“W-who are you and why did you kidnap me??” Kunikuzushi fearfully asked again, but this this time there were a few sparks of electro around him…

Better start explaining.

“Listen pal, you don’t have to be scared. I ain’t gonna hurt you-“

“Then why did you kidnap me!”

“As I said, I’m not gonna hurt you. If I wanted so then I could have done it the way here.” The stranger replied with a poker face. Kunikuzushi gulped.

“Well then why were you being chased a-and…why did you kidnap me…?”

The stranger huffed and sat down.

“Guess I better explain it to you then…” they met his eyes, he was cautious. Speak wisely.

“*Ahem* Uh…well..you see…” He was staring intently. Don’t slip up about the game’s story or anything about the whole game in fact.

“I’m your…uh…guardian-“

“Guardian?”

“Uh- angel!”

“Guardian angel?” He tilted his head curiously.

“NO! I mean- I’m definitely anything but an angel h-haha..”

“You’re a d-demon?” His fear was back.

“NO NO! I’m uh…your guardian…” they looked into his eyes. And then finally spoke.

“FRIEND!”

“…..??”

“…I’m your guardian friend!”

A very awkward silence rung into ears. He stared. For a good few seconds until…

“You’re my…guardian friend?” He asked, a small curiosity in his eyes.

“YES! I mean- yeah, pretty much.” They smiled.

“B-but…is it normal for friends to kidnap each other??”

Fuck.

How are they going to explain that?

Well, worth a shot.

They took a deep breath and-

“Well you see…guardian friends are very special creatures. They are barely seen in Teyvat. And when the samurai saw me, they thought I was some sort of immigrant and tried to arrest me. I’m sorry I couldn’t greet you normally-“

“How do I know you are my guardian friend? Or how do I know if they actually exist and you’re not some crazy person? And what even was that “fucking with timeline” thing?” He was cautious again but the curiosity never left his eyes.

The stranger smirked. Time to put that in game knowledge in use, eh?

“I’m a person from the future version of Teyvat. Every once a while. Special people are chosen to time travel back into time to do whatever they want. I chose to be your guardian friend because you definitely need one. How would you explain my attire?” The stranger began explaining but Kunikuzushi had his doubts. He was about to interrupt when-

“I also know you like the back of my hand Kunikuzushi.”

He froze. The stranger continued.

“Let’s see, made as a prototype puppet for gnosis but-“

“OKAY OKAY I BELIEVE YOU” He quickly stopped them.

“Heh, you do?” The amused stranger raised an eyebrow.

“Y-yeah…but tell me, what do guardian friends do? I’ve never heard of them.”

With that question the stranger started giggling. Kunikuzushi tilted his head. Did he ask something weird? The stranger got up and with a cheerful smile,

“Ohohoho! That’s simple my friend! Guardian friends are just like guardian angels but more fun!”

“More….fun…?”

“Yep, we basically guide you and all but also provide company. Like a partner in your shenanigans. A friend! An amigo! A chum! A family!”

“A…family..?” He asked confused.

“Oh…do you not know what a family is?”

“No. What is a family?”

The stranger sighed with a small smile and offered him a hand. He was hesitant for a second but took it.

“Join me for a walk buddy, I’ll explain everything.”

He nodded and they strolled around the forest, hand in hand.

“A family is a special person, or a group of people. Don’t matter if human or animal.” The stranger plucked a flower and tucked it in his hair.

“They feel familiar. They feel comfortable. Like the warmth of a small flame.”

A few crytalflies fluttered overhead.

“No matter what happens you can always return to them. They are your home, somewhere you can rest when you are tired of the world.”

“…Do I have a family?”

“Not yet, but you do have a friend.”

“Can friends be family..?”

“They can.”

“So are you my family?”

“That is up to you to accept me as one.”

…..

A comfortable silence was enjoyed as the two friends sat underneath a tree, watching the glowing plants and creatures of the forest.

“I never got your name.”

“It’s y/n.”

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BONUS

Kunikuzushi: Y/n what does “fuck” mean?

Y/n: *chokes on air*

Also here is part 2

Heyo !! Just wanted to pop in and say that your works are amazing and that I enjoy reading your scaramouche fic!! I hope there will be more people added into their little family and we can see more of their shenanigans soon ❤️ lots of love :)))

im glad you enjoyed my work dear reader! Make sure to take care of yourself because you are precious to me <3

can i be added to your guardian friend taglist if there is one pleaseee

Of course!

MASTERLIST

Brain farts:

Imagine it’s raining (feat. hilichurl :D) chill fluff

That smile…(Diluc Ragnvindr) horror??

THE FIERCEST SEA GOD (Genshin hcs for a Cala Maria! God! Reader) crack

Big brain creations:

Your guardian friend- You are isekai’d to Teyvat and manage to save Kunikuzushi from his future.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

We must protect this baby at all costs

kunikuzushi

warnings: mild spoilers for scara cutscene. kunikuzushi pre-scara. scara before he got ‘mouched

art by inertraccoon on twitter

It was here where you witnessed his splendor. Smiling eyes caught yours, glistening with such mirthful luster that had you wondering where he had gotten it from. Perhaps the sun, or the luminesced of the waters reflecting the moonlight.

His breathless laughter hung in the air, much like how the stars were strung from the fingers of the deep blue sky.

All this you remembered: His face, his voice, his name.

Kunikuzushi.

At the call of his name, he ambled forth, giggles hindering his movements. Arms extended as a greeting—before tumbling into you, both your bodies toppling to the soft greenness of the earth. Here ensued a pause as you faced each other. A puddle of laughing fools you were; him smiling still with those effervescent optics which shone when they furtively met yours. The white robe of his draped across you, and he felt satisfied knowing he—with the assistance of said white attire—could envelop you entirely in his arms. The scintillating gleam multiplied tenfold when you booped noses before closing the propinquity with a kiss.

Short and sweet was the exchange, and Kunikuzushi felt faint-hearted at the sensation of your soft lips. His whole body stuttered with fervid rhapsodies.

His innocent face bloomed, akin to the sakura blossoms that dusted the grounds of Inazuma City.

The alacritous response from your previous ministration was astounding. You soon found yourself kissing his cheek, eyelids, and forehead, watching in amusement as the sakura before you blossomed into a cherry red. You cooed and cradled his face with such care that should only be shown when handling the most delicate of porcelain.

Foreign was this feeling which twisted his heart in sickly delight. He fed the idyllic euphoria by burrowing further into the safety of your arms, the unblemished apples of his cheeks turning pink like sweet confection. Red from embarrassment or from the warmth your being seeped into his, he wasn’t sure.

He succumbed to this fragility of love, the thing he so earnestly sought in hopes that this prominent feeling would replace the artificiality of his existence—a creation meant to be fleeting, a creation meant to be discarded.