It's Officially Been 3 Years Since I Peed My Pants So Yay Me

It's officially been 3 years since i peed my pants so yay me

I just found out Ben got demoted from #1 and am very upset I didn't realize it in the show

Yo, Umbrella Academy fandom, I wanna talk dumb shit

Reach out

But then I think about how because I want my mom forever, she doesn’t get to have her mom, and then here we are.

actually, growing up is feeling like i turned sixteen two days ago. i’ve been eighteen for years. fifteen year olds seem so young. wasn’t i fifteen just a few weeks ago? all my friends and i are still twelve. i’m closer to thirty than to being a baby. i never got to be a kid. i never grew past eight. i can’t talk to my mom. i want to sit in her lap forever. i want to decide everything for myself. i need someone to tell me exactly what to do. the week is going by so slow. an entire year has passed.

.....keep the name jeff.

Hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents’ house to comfort her 95-year old grandmother.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied: ”He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”

Horrified, Katie told her that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

”Oh no, my dear” replies granny. ”Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring”.

”It was just the right rythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”

She pauses to wipe away a tear, and continued, ”He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”

Wells Fargo sure has a lot of drama and ✨tea✨ . perfectly encapsulates my feelings when I see them.

My period is

Diabolical

For not coming till the day I leave for a very hot climate