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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory
Tunnel of terror
I love this scene so much. It's so crazyyy
A Satanic Storey
If YOU were a new customer in SATAN's shop, he would make sure to offer YOU any one thing for free, as your first purchase only, to gain you as a faithful customer. So he then would say unto YOU:
SATAN: "You can pick any one thing in the shop, that's on sale, and it's yours for free for your first purchase!"
YOU: "Anything!?"
SATAN: "Yes, anything."
So YOU look around the shop, and noticed an object with just the letter "C" on it, so you ask SATAN:
YOU: "What's that with the "C" on it?"
SATAN: "That's 'Confusion'.'"
YOU: "Oooh, I'll have that for sure!"
SATAN: "Oh no, not that!"
YOU: "But you said I can have anything in your shop for free for my first purchase!"
SATAN: "Yes, I did; however, I cannot give you that for free."
YOU: "Why!?"
SATAN: "Because that's not for sale."
YOU: "Why!?' 'Why isn't it for sale!?'"
SATAN: "Because that, always works."
Okay so obviously Sheev Palpatine is just pure evil. But why does he do evil so well? Like if evil, why hot? Honestly his audacity and pure diabolical-ness needs more love.
It's satisfying to watch/read how his plans fall apart, but after the gazillion time it just loses it spark. Especially after the sequels. What even was that? Ignoring the obvious blunder of bringing him back, Where's the masterplan spanning decades? The hiding in plan sight?? The running circles around everyone??? Disney really be saying that they brought him back only add nothing and kill him off in the lamest way possible đ A downfall should be earned, not dumbing down the big bad so the perfect, infallible protagonist can roll over them.
The prequels may not have been the best, but coupled with legends, Palpatine's genius shined through. I'd say that it plays a big part in his character that the more it gets taken away or overshadowed, the worst the character gets.
--Not that I have anything against fluff writers, but ao3 has too much fluff. (Or maybe I just suck at the filters)
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An personal favorite example of mine, although a really obscure piece of lore (and not a fanfic), would the the Legends one-shot comic by the name of Republic #64: Bloodlines. Befriending a jedi for decades and then callously casting him aside is not unique at all, but the comic presents it in a way that you feel really bad for the jedi. It provides snap shots of the most defining moments of their so called "friendship". Ronhar Kim would save Palpatine's life from an assassination attempt (*wink wink;) ) after they have met at his birth father's funeral. And whaddya know, Vidar Kim was Palpatine's political mentor who he succeeded in office! What a great coincidence, the galaxy sure is a small place :D
Ronhar Kim does not play a huge role in the star wars universe, and yet, it's his betrayal that hit the hardest for me. Guy was just this normal jedi, serene yet defiant in the face of death, who befriends a seemingly sincere politician. Attempted to bridge the gap between the Senate and the Jedi, who arguably came up with the plan that could have exposed the sith lord, and yet all that was him eating from the palm of the one Sheev Palpatine.
Umemiya gets hard watching you do domestic things.
Youâre washing dishes while you hum a little tune? Heâs hard.
Youâre in the grocery store talking about which fruits are ripe or not? Heâs hard.
Youâre wearing the oversized tee you call your âcleaning shirtâ because itâs covered in bleach stains? Heâs literally so hard he canât think.
Youâre literally so confused when he takes the scrub brush out of your hand and starts lifting you against the door muttering about âhow much he needs you right nowâ and âyou donât understand what you do to himâ.
takiishi acts as if he doesnât like including endo sometimes, and yet he doesnât stop him from jerking him off while heâs got you seated on his face
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I guess all of these are amazing arguments... yeah.
"In defense of James Potter" Wizarding World article
I was messing around in the Wizarding World site and found that article. As a James hater, I wanted to know what they had to say in his defense, so I read it and I just-
It's just saying that he's spoiled and that's why he's a prick, what a beautiful argumentful defense
If you're wondering, the rest of the article is basically going around, talking about Severus for some reason and saying "he did good things too!" so yeah, what a defense.
My period is
Diabolical
For not coming till the day I leave for a very hot climate
La Fecha de Estreno de la Temporada 4 de 'The Boys' se fija en Amazon Prime Video.
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I'm sorry for being unfunny and unoriginal
tough talk for a guy within kissing distance
Masky: Can anyone recommend a good horror movie?
Toby: The Reflection.
Masky: Where can I watch it?
Toby: In the mirror, bye.
