Eurylochus: Captain, Whats The Plan To Fight Scylla?

Eurylochus: Captain, what’s the plan to fight Scylla?

Odysseus:

TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow

'you gave up the lives of six of our friends' - the same man who tried to leave after said friends got turned into pigs by the pretty witch lady

Absolutely choking with laughter at the AI summary

THERAPY SAGA DROP LETS GO LMFAOOO

"The things I do for you, Penelope."

I recognize that in context this is Odysseus baiting the siren, but honestly, that could be the title of the whole musical right there.

I was today years old when i found out that i was allowed time off to vote. Something no boss has ever told me.