Odysseus - Tumblr Posts
I'm unstoppable *evil laugh*
Making stickers ✨️
Sometimes I'm like "Odysseus is an idiot, why did athena liked him so much"
And athena is like "i dont understand it either"
Take all the boys in my class, add all of their friends, and you have a stupider version of Odysseus' crew
Easy
*after getting back to ithaca*
REAL penelope: jump in the water and kiss me♥️
Odysseus: you know I'm afraid of the water😰
Penny: no? Since whan?
Ody:
Ody: *starts crying cause trauma*
Someone: ok, so-
Me: let's say I was on a run, or hiding, from... idk, posidon!
Someone: enlighten me
Me: King of ithaca🎶
I know I'm not normal about the odyssey and epic the musical when I read "scylla" instead of "celia" and "elpenor" instead of "eleanor"
LET ODY SWEAR LIKE A SAILOR
Me: so, Odysseus-
My sister: you mean ✨️odysasa✨️
my sister about EPIC: "its boring. hes just talkin about his family and that baby he killed. can we wach bluey?"
My therapist called Penelope "Fenelope", so i hate her now
Apollo's reason in god games was kinda dumb, and i dont think he really cared at all
I imagine him making out with hyacinthus, and Zeus comes like "i need you for something", and apollo is like "im in the middle of somethin", and Zeus is like "5 minutes"
And apollo didnt care at all about ody, so his like "yeah, sirens"
Im just sayin, if Zeus didnt want Athena to win the game, he should have call Posidon
Hear me out
The iliad, but they all 5 and fight over a toy Menelaus showed them
Nestor is the old man cause hes 6 and like, super smart
The gods are their parents/older siblings who took them to the park
My brother: *trying to break into my room*
Me: fight little wolf, fight little wolf
Sometimes i have to remind myself that telemachus is actually older than me
Like, hes such a baby, but hes also fucking 20???
ody
odysseus
king of ithaca
father of telemachus
son of lartes
hermes is your grandfather
what the fuck
Im sorry
The wisdom saga has my heart, but the thunder saga has my soul
I just love the relationship between a man and his dog
"Oh yeah, i like calypso :)" we're not friends anymore
