Listen, I Hate Milo But-

Listen, I hate Milo but-

I do think he definitely has something wrong with him. Like, clearly he's struggling with something and I feel he's taking it out on Percy but I can't defend him.

But I don't ever want anyone to think I like Skin-Taker for one thing and then Milo does something similar and I jump on him. Of course, no one has accused me of doing this but I want to make my opinions clear: I don't condone Skin-Taker's actions, he is an awful person, even if I love him as a character and am not just hating on Milo because I'm a hardcore Percy stan.

I hate Milo for trying to kill, maim or hurt Percy, for killing his friends and overall being shitty. I can see some interesting and good qualities but I just hate him because of what he does.

Just putting this as a preface so that people know my deal.

This is villain pirate Panny

I generally think villain Panny would be different then her normal self

I think she would have less patience and not be very bubbly as she’s normally is. I also believe she would be deadly as hell. And possibly be known for wrecking and robbing from other pirates. I don’t know if she would have a pirate crew or work alone. But one thing I thought of is skin taker hiring her to kidnap Janice. But she ended up kidnapping Percy by accident. Percy being a simp for people he thinks can protect him. Ends up falling for her and leaves a note for Janice

“ Janice I been kidnapped by a giant woman. I think she likes me :) . Ps do not save me.”

Tbh I don’t know if they would be in a relationship but it would be funny if they did.

The only thing is Panny won’t stop being evil in this au even if they dated. But I think Percy wouldn’t even mind.

But I also think their would be some flaws in their relationship in this au.

Panny isn’t as cuddly or patient or as empathetic in this au. So she might even find Percy annoying and not being careful with her words can even hurt his feelings.

But I also think it would be like this

Percy: *holds Panny hand looking at her with so much love in his eyes* do you think we’ll get married?

Villain Panny: …

Shit switches with Panny leaving Percy n a deserted island

Percy: WAIT NO COME BACK! I WAS JOKING PLEAS!

Also I think villain Panny and Janice would not like each other

Panny might be even harsh on Janice. While Janice would make a fool out of Panny.

I think it would be funny to see because it’s like cat and mouse. But they both fucker each other over and fall off a cliff together without realizing.

In the reboot Janice looks up to Panny and often talk to her about problems she has. Things she’s doesn’t feel comfortable talking to Percy or her family about. And Panny somehow keeps Janice behavior in check.

But since Panny is a villain in this au. I think Janice behavior wouldn’t be in check and would possibly be more angry

I do think villain Panny would be manipulative. Especially towards Percy. Percy being a love fool he is would possibly do anything for Panny. And would just give her Janice right away. Just to have Pannys affection. Look my Percy isn’t smart or as loyal especially in the first few episodes. But since Janice is a sneaky little shit. She finds a way to escape.

Idk if villain Panny would have a redemption arc. But I do think Percy would become a enemy of Janice. For a little bit I think Percy would leave Panny to go back with being friends with Janice. I do think shit would go downhill after this. As Panny would be upset over the fact her “boyfriend” left her to be friends with the child she’s try to kidnap to give to skin taker.

I do not have faith in my Percy especially when it’s in the beginning he would crawl back to Panny whenever Janice tells him something he doesn’t want to hear.

Tbh I don’t even think Panny would accept him back but let’s him stay anyways because he start cleaning her ship. And she like “ oh uh ok”

Tbh he would complain about Janice and how rude she is. Panny wouldn’t care but lets him talks. But slowly feeds into his thoughts that Janice is using him.

Percy would believe this but would second guess himself and go back to befriend Janice only to go back to Panny again. Bro is always switching places. Tbh Panny just lets him stay over. I do think they would sorta get along and become mutuals. But only when it’s the two of them. Other wise they would be enemies.

Aight so Ive remembered commenting on @xxxcalyxxx 's BarneyXcandlecove au thing and a idea just popped into my head.

It's not rlly an au ig but more of a idea.

OK SO, Imagine candle cove, BUUUTT it takes more of a 80s or 70s or whatever the slasher movies take place. It also takes place in a Chucky route, along with the other Chucky movies like "bride of Chucky" and "seed of Chucky" with the same villain motives. So basically, them goofy ahh puppets come to life, wanting a human form. Janice sorta takes the role of Tiffany, summoning the puppets and basically the backbone of the group. Just driving them and shipping them to random places for them to kill some random human beings.

The puppets DO have Chucky like motives like walking,talking,doing any impossible shit a regular doll can't do along with D Y I N G.

They do succeed in killing some humans but the bodies didn't quite fit them nor their personalities, so they just continue trying to find people and going to mischief such as burning a gas station and whatever Chucky and peeps do in those movies. One time, one of them accidentally killed Janice and they just pulled a bride of Chucky, giving her a puppet body to like possess and stuff.

It's more comedic horror than it actually is, with the clever humor in the movies along with the slapstick.

However, they DO find a group of stoners and killed them in a hotel. Along in surprise, they actually fit! (Ew adding a exclamation point is not me lmao)

After they got the bodies they wanted, the first thing they did was go fucking shopping with the stoners credit card. But wait! Janice doesn't even have a body???? Well the crew just kidnapped a random girl then killed her so WOW 😱😱😱😱😱 SHE HAS A BODY 😱😱😱😱😱😱

Milo fucking bought those spiked wrist bracelet things and got fucking tattooed. Skintaker just went complete goth mode. They decided to change the stoners and little girl's name as their own, with the exception of the last name.

-Percy Chapman (YES I USED THE 3 FIRE VICTIMS IN THE STATION 58 TRAGEDY FIGHT ME LOL (PLEASE DONT).)

-Horace Flenderson

-Sean Tucker

-Janice Cuttingham

-Poppy Rodriguez

-Milo Rodriguez

This is just a random idea sooooo yea...it came out better in my head than putting it into words here lmao

reblog to squish your mutual. until small

"I can fix him" this "I can make him worse" that Pathetic. I can love him so much that it changes the course of the entire narrative.

Random headcanon: Melrose would be a Monster High kid 100%