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i'm bisexual and tired. rb if you're bisexual and tired.

I am sick so please entertain me

I know that some of you, my lovely followers, have managed to never fall down any Chinese rabbit holes no matter how hard I've pushed.

So if you have NOT watched The Untamed or read MDZS, only gleaned what you can from Tumblr posts being foisted upon your dash, please tell me what you believe to be the plot of The Untamed. (If you have watched it, reblog this because I'm sure you also have followers who have not seen it and I will take all comers.)

new reaction meme dropped

Something I believe in my heart of hearts is that Feng Xin and Mu Qing originated as one character and that character is Jiang Cheng.

I was sad nothankyoutheocean.com wasn’t a real place where I could buy cool graphic shirts so doodled some ideas instead

call me a first level warlock the way i can do one thing before i need to lie down for eight hours

kimia’s “the wnba is better than the nba” was already a presentation i was on board with. and then she added “because they’re all dating” and i was sold even harder. iconic

when will my husband (the magnus protocol) return from the war (taking a short break)

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

Wei Wuxian: Hanguang-Jun and I don’t have the best relationship.

*blank stares from everyone who watched them spend their adolescence completely obsessed with each other*

Wei Wuxian: The best relationship would be husbands.

Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character

SCHRÖDINGER’S SEXUALITY

i’m ded

(and also, simultaneously, not ded)

The idea that someone stops being bi if they're currently in a man-woman relationship suggests that sexuality is dependent upon who you are currently with, and not who you are attracted to.

This further suggests that, when single, a person enters a null state of sexuality I shall henceforth refer to as "Schrödinger s sexuality", being of no sexuality until a mate is found.

Further study is required to determine the threshold needed to be satisfied to exit the state of Schrödinger s sexuality.

While possible the relationship might need to be committed, the actual requirement could be something as non-committed as friends with benefits, or as frivolous as holding hands.

The duration of one's sexuality also has yet to be determined.

While it is assumed that a committed relationship will passively refill one's sexuality, how often does experiencing "friends with benefits" do this? Is it for a time after the shared experience as good buddies no really it's nothing serious, or does it end immediately after?

Does holding hands provide an active boost for several hours? Days? Is it only for the duration of hand holding?

In pursuit of my doctorate, I hope to find answers to these questions and more. All I require now is proper funding. With your help...

Count Dracula heard “be gay do crimes” exactly one time and never looked back.

happy "i too can love" day for all who observe

“I long to go through the crowded streets of your mighty London,

to be in the midst of the whirl and rush of humanity,

to share its life,

its change,

its….death,

and all that makes it what it is.”

-A Very Normal Person Excited To Travel, Normally.

How I imagine all the girls responding when I infodump about Lord of the Rings

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

“When the calèche stopped, the driver jumped down and held out his hand to assist me to alight.

Again I could not but notice his prodigious strength.

His hand actually seemed like a steel vice that could have crushed mine if he had chosen.”

OMGGGGGGG ✨GARLIC✨ that is fucking brilliant and 100% my head canon forever.

We all make fun of dear Jonathan for his low spice tolerance, but I'd like to point out that he never says the paprika was too "hot" - only that the dish was very "thirsty."

What makes you need to drink a ton of water after you eat a lot of it? Garlic.

Bless those villagers, really.

Jonathan Harker ordering his breakfast with a side of paprika

happy first of Dracula to those that celebrate

The way this made me burst into tears.

[Image ID: an instagram post from @/nationalsjp of six students at the McMurdo Station in Antartica, standing in snow and ice, holding a palestinian flag and signs that say "Antartic workers for Gaza", "Ceasefire", and "Fund science not genocide"]

protests have literally made it to antartica