Aizawa: Self Care Is Actually Getting Into Fights With Randoms In Dark Alleys.

Aizawa: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

(Y/N): No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Mic: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Midnight : Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

(Y/n): If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

(Y/n): Bye Mey-rin ! Bye Baldroy! Bye Finny! Bye Sebastian ! Bye Mey-rin !

Baldroy: You said ‘bye Mey-rin ’ twice.

(Y/n): I like Mey-rin .

(Y/n), setting down a card: Ace of spades

Mey-rin , pulling out an Uno card: +4

Baldroy, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Finny, trembling: What are we playing

(Y/n): Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Sebastian : You and me!!!

(Y/n), tearing up: Okay.

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

(Y/n): Shit.

Mey-rin : Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Baldroy: OH MY GOD FINNY FELL OFF!!!

(Y/n): Hey, Aizawa? Can I get some dating advice?

Aizawa: Just because I’m with Mic doesn’t mean I know how I did it.