(Y/n), Setting Down A Card: Ace Of Spades

(Y/n), setting down a card: Ace of spades

Mey-rin , pulling out an Uno card: +4

Baldroy, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Finny, trembling: What are we playing

(Y/n): There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Mey-rin : Have everyone stand.

Baldroy: Bring three more chairs!

Finny: The most important ones can sit down.

Sebastian : Kill three.

Sebastian : In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

(Y/N) : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Sebastian : No! Four to five seconds!

(Y/N) : Too late!!!

(Y/n), about Mey-rin : Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Baldroy: Are we stealing them?

Finny: New or used?

(Y/n): Wonderful responses, both of you.

Aizawa: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

(Y/N): No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Mic: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Midnight : Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

(Y/n): If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

(Y/n): Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Sebastian : You and me!!!

(Y/n), tearing up: Okay.