Putting The Olympian Gods In Nutshells Until I Got Them All, Day 3

Putting the olympian gods in nutshells until i got them all, day 3

Pov: You flirted with the hunters of Artemis

Pov: You considered flirting with Hera

A dating guide through greek mythology

All tips and tricks from the notes of Eros himself, written in 3500bc, trust me this is totally legitimate dont worry :)))

Zeus: Prepare yourself mentally for death and/or banishment, animal forms, neverending torture and taunting

Poseidon: Will date you anyways if you want it or not, has no jealous wife, but dont mess with his horses he can understand them

Aphrodite: Will murder you if you criticise her looks, also, at least one or two of her jealous boyfriends WILL try to end your life

Ares: Actually treats the people he loves with human dignity and kindness, bonus points if youre badass, might smell like blood after work

Demeter: Nice woman, hasnt murdered any of the people she dated herself yet, do however not step on ladybugs

Hermes: If you die he probably isnt responsible, has 3 jobs, 24/7 delivering messages, dead people and dreams, busy guy, gotta deal with that

Apollo: Is desperate enough to willingly date literally anyone that looks at him for more than 3 seconds, if you arent down, you better turn into a plant fast enough to avoid him doing that for you

Dionysus: Nice wife, friends are drunk around the clock, you may or may not have to see people being ripped apart

Hephaestus: Good guy if youre not a shallow piece of crap, on the downside the living room is always 3000°

Hera: DO

Hestia: NOT

Athena: EVEN

Artemis: TRY

Hades: JUST

Persephone: DONT

Extra tip: consider joining the sacred virgins to avoid immanent death ;)

People in 1500bc will be like *no spoilers* and then name their character "husband slayer"

He's a ten but he's in love with his own reflection.