Greek Mythology Memes - Tumblr Posts
So in the illiad it states that all olympian gods gathering at olympus was quite a rare event and reserved for special occasions, but like, what did that look like? The Zues fam at dinner?
Just Hera and Athena being very devoted to a conversation about weaving while desperatly trying to ignore Zues intensly flirting with ganymedes (his """personal cup server""")
Meanwhile Aphrodite and Ares almost falling of their chairs making out, Hephaestus right next to them, incredibly uncomfortable.
Dionisus passed out already even though its been like 10 minutes, Ariadne and Hermes trying to figure out how theyll get him home.
Artemis failing to convince Hebe not to go for this Heracles guy because hes trash, Hebe "accidentally" spilling all the nectar onto her.
Hestia and Demeter exchanging recepies, while Demeter keeps glancing over at Hades angrily, who's attempting to get drunk enough not to hear Poseidon talk about horses anymore.
Apollo chugging little bits of abrosia at Eros mumbeling something about his true love of the day, acidentally hitting Eris instead. Eris immediately prepared to start a fight over it gets reminded by her sister Harmonia to "do the breathing options we talked about"
Persphone and Amphirite both already done with this crap taking a walk outside in the gardens talking about flowers and work staff, even though Persephone is a little worried someone might get hurt if Hades is left alone with the family, Amphirite doesnt care since at least she wont have to clean up the mess her own husband makes this time.
Iris returnig from delivering a message, deciding to just go home and come back tomorrow instead of losing her faith in the gods by getting closer.
I dont know why I wrote this??? I just cant get that scene out of my head. Have nice day.
Pov: Your chrush told you you're prettier than Aphrodite
Nothing like finishing an old book, knowing full well the author would spin in his grave if he knew some dump girl understood his work ^^
Yes, hyperfixating on a bunch of dead people that wrote pretentios books is a healthy coping mechanism!
Yes, I know that it´s stupid to overanalyse the actions of old greek people that probably never existed!
Yes, Im aware that anatomy mistakes in renaissance paintings arent funny,I will laugh anyway!
And YES, researching dead religions instead of doing my homework is not “a huge waste of time”
Mom!
POV: You had a fling with Zeus
Pov: You considered flirting with Hera
Pov: You flirted with the hunters of Artemis
Pov: You considered flirting with Hera
Putting olympian gods in a nutshell until I got them all, day 1
Pov: You simped for a guy because he was pretty even though he clearly wasn't worth it
Putting the olympians innutshells until i got them all, day 2
Putting the olympian gods in nutshells until i got them all, day 3
This woman has two moods
putting olympian gods in nutshells until i got them all, day 4
A dating guide through greek mythology
All tips and tricks from the notes of Eros himself, written in 3500bc, trust me this is totally legitimate dont worry :)))
Zeus: Prepare yourself mentally for death and/or banishment, animal forms, neverending torture and taunting
Poseidon: Will date you anyways if you want it or not, has no jealous wife, but dont mess with his horses he can understand them
Aphrodite: Will murder you if you criticise her looks, also, at least one or two of her jealous boyfriends WILL try to end your life
Ares: Actually treats the people he loves with human dignity and kindness, bonus points if youre badass, might smell like blood after work
Demeter: Nice woman, hasnt murdered any of the people she dated herself yet, do however not step on ladybugs
Hermes: If you die he probably isnt responsible, has 3 jobs, 24/7 delivering messages, dead people and dreams, busy guy, gotta deal with that
Apollo: Is desperate enough to willingly date literally anyone that looks at him for more than 3 seconds, if you arent down, you better turn into a plant fast enough to avoid him doing that for you
Dionysus: Nice wife, friends are drunk around the clock, you may or may not have to see people being ripped apart
Hephaestus: Good guy if youre not a shallow piece of crap, on the downside the living room is always 3000°
Hera: DO
Hestia: NOT
Athena: EVEN
Artemis: TRY
Hades: JUST
Persephone: DONT
Extra tip: consider joining the sacred virgins to avoid immanent death ;)
well look whos being productive again
Putting Olympian Gods in nutshells until I got them all, day 5
What trying to explain a consistent family tree in greek mythology looks like
Poorly commenting on art I photographed
This radiates sibling energy.
Baby Dionysus lives in my head rent free.
Gaslight, gatekeep, slightly mad girlboss, Madelin Miller I found your new Circe cover, I beg you ._.
Could you be more extra? No please youre not picking the thorn out your foot fabulously enough sir.
Unsure what theyre doing but theyre having the time of their lifes!
Paris is a fashion icon. I dont take criticism. I want sock on my head too.
smol cow ♡
Look at him go. weeee
There is only one constant thing in history and it's freaking horny people!
There should be a Greek Mythology dating simulator where when you pick the wrong character interaction you get turned into a plant.
He's a ten but he's in love with his own reflection.