Greek Mythology Memes - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

People in 1500bc will be like *no spoilers* and then name their character "husband slayer"

Slowly pushes up my golden warrior helmet:

I beg your gods damned pardon?

I like to think that after Athena turned Arachne into a spider, she kept her hidden in her pocket at all times just to take her out when she finished weaving and be like: "Not that I give a shit about your opinion or anything but is this good?"

Athena: H-

Aromantic-Asexual people:

Therapist: And what do we say when we did something wrong?

Zeus: In my defense I was horny!

Therapist: no-

Random person: Says something slightly rude

Any greek god, preparing their life destroying curse:

L + Ratio + this lake of reclining water and fruit you put me in wasn't deep enough and I'm climbing out!

Poorly commenting on Art I photographed part 2

*electric boogaloo*

Goofy as octopus

Someones action figure collection

Grasshopper with cane and tophat????

croco containers for some reason

Second iteration of smöl cow

Dog sleeping on urn should be brought back tbh

Abs.

Zeus selfie 130bc (colorized)

"Oh! My eye tweezers!" - my mum (a doctor)

Last but not least: the eepy