Making Actually Good Updates To Clash Royale Every Day Until Supercell Fixes Their Stupid Game

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

Clash already did mega knight so I'm just continuing the fun here.

Day 35: Midlatter evos

I'm evil >:)

Evo 1: Mini Pekka

Mini Pekka will have a very similar gimmick to the Pekka Evo, and it is very obviously a ripoff to the super mini pekka's pancakes. Every second or so, the mini pekka will drop a pancake that will heal it and everything around it. All other stats stay the same.

Evo 2: HOOOOOOOG RIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hog Rider will have a dumbass Evo. The hog Rider's first hit will blast troops back and do so much more damage than a regular attack. This means the Hog Rider will get much more value from one shot, and have a better chance at getting two. This also means buildings are an even more affective way of countering it, because troops cann and will get owned.

Midlatter will suffer at the hands of these.

No Clash post today

I forgor my cool idea 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

Being back to Making an actually good Clash Royale update every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY SLUMBER

So I already did a post explaining why I was gone and I'm not doing another sooooooooooooooooo

We're back babyyyyyy

And to celebrate I'm finally dipping my toes into evolutions

Day 31: Evolutions

Hey it's been one month

So I kinda avoided evos for a long time cuz I just hated their very idea. It just didn't fit in Clash in my opinion. But by now with literal midlatter hellfire commencing because of the mega knight Evo, I've accepted that this exists, so, I'm fixing them now!!

Evos are incredibly stupid and should not exist in Clash Royale. But while I don't think any change can make them good, I sure can try to make them better.

Change 1: level locking

So this is something I'm usually very against in Clash because of the grindy nature of this game, but for the purposes of today, I'm assuming my other updates already are in place.

So I think we should lock evos behind lvl 15. I already discussed making lvl 15 so much easier to get so I don't think that's a problem and other than that I just feel like having midlatter evos is so stupid. At the absolute very least lock it at lvl 11 goddammit

Change 2: Shards

Make shards buyable. And I don't mean with money. I honestly don't even give a shit if it's gems, gold, season tokens (well we already have that one but more shards for more tokens) we just need a better way of getting evos because at this point these is so stupid and crazy and a lot of times OP and we need a f2p way to get OP ones just so we aren't at a disadvantage bigger than the Goblin Queen's fat as-

So yeah that's evolutions. I don't want to do evos cuz again I hate that they're in Clash but it's a part of the game I can't ignore forever.

Okay but seriously what is the design for the Goblin Queen-

No Clash post today

Ik ik but I need some time to ease into Tumblr shit again

Also I'll do tomorrow's in like an hour sooo

we won

I think that may be how you got sad in the first place

Next step is to promote love

you see a corpse on the ground. your first 2 recent emojis and your last 2 non face recent emojis are your reaction.