Robin: I Literally Cannot Believe I Let You Talk Me Into This

Robin: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this 

Steve: I literally said "I have an idea," and you just went along with it without question

Steve: *texting Robin* Hey, I just walked into this party and someone yelled dibs lol

*meanwhile*

Eddie: *texting Robin* ROBIN HELP I FUCKED UP. SOME HOT GUY WALKED INTO THE PARTY AND I YELLED DIBS

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

Robin: Hey.

Eddie: Hey?

Robin: I can't sleep :/ 

Eddie: I can. Goodnight

Eddie: You're giving me a sticker?

Steve: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"

Eddie: I'm not a preschooler.

Steve: Fine, i‘ll take it back-

Eddie: I earned this, back off!

Steve: Why do you let me win so easily when we race up the stairs? You don't even try

Eddie: Um-- it's nice to see your smile when you win!

*later*

Steve: He's staring at my ass, isn't he?

Robin: Yep