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2 years ago

Eddie: *Giggles to himself*

Steve: What's so funny?

Eddie: I put a bunch of rubber duckies in random places that Robin is going to go to

Robin: *from the other room* Why the fuck is there a rubber duck in my leftovers from yesterday?!

Eddie: And so it begins


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2 years ago

Eddie: please? For me?

Steve: don't do that

Eddie: what?

Steve: you think every time you say "please? For me?" I'll do whatever you want. Well not this time 

Eddie: please? For me?

Steve:

Steve: okay


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2 years ago

Eddie: what is your biggest fear?

Steve: er... you dying. I'm not really scared of anything else to be honest

Eddie: what about you dying?

Steve: that's literally my biggest dream


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2 years ago

Steve: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! *silence*

Steve: Man, y'all depressed as fuck

Robin: You didn't clap either

Steve: Shut up


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2 years ago

Steve: ... Eds, do you want to talk about it?

Eddie: *laying face down on the floor* Why would you automatically assume that something is wrong?


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2 years ago

Steve: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Robin: Okay, but in my defense, Eddie bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo

Steve: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!


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2 years ago

Robin: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

Steve: *crying* It's not a joke, I’m a legit snack


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2 years ago

Steve: Why do people keep saying that they make a "mean dish"? Why's it gotta be mean? Why does everything have to be evil? So much hate in the world...

Steve: I make a tender, caring roast chicken that'll kiss you so, so much


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2 years ago

Steve: When I told you to bring me back something from the lake I meant something like a cool rock

Eddie *struggling to hold a raccoon*: Would have been nice to know


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2 years ago

Eddie: why would i fuck a demon? simple; the status. imagine you and your friends arriving at the gates of hell, they're all crying, scared to death, and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon. legendary

Steve: it's 3 am, what the fuck 

Robin: no-

Robin: continue, you have a point


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2 years ago

Eddie: I'm adopting the life style of a goat.

Steve: which is?

Eddie: Eat what I want, do what I want, and ram my head into anyone who challenges me

Steve: Are you sure that's healthy?

Eddie: ... *charges at him*


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2 years ago

Robin: I told Steve I really liked ghosts and he said "are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening"


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2 years ago

Eddie: Hey (with intention of forcing Steve to watch Lord of the Rings)

Steve: Hey (with the intention of falling asleep while watching Lord of the Rings)


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2 years ago

Steve: I, for one, think I could and should be more slutty


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2 years ago

Eddie: You're giving me a sticker?

Steve: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"

Eddie: I'm not a preschooler.

Steve: Fine, i‘ll take it back-

Eddie: I earned this, back off!


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