Sometimes, I Question Whether TCF Is Actually A Legit Published Novel Instead Of An Unhinged Fanfiction

Sometimes, I question whether TCF is actually a legit published novel instead of an unhinged fanfiction written by an author who snorted crack

Side note; That 'Dear diary' bit sent me spiralling fr fr😂

TCF Out of Context

Cale: (suddenly stripping) Choi Han, give me your clothes Choi Han & Billos: ???

Rosalyn: Young Master Cale.... what are you doing...? Cale: Crime in progress. Is something wrong?

Hannah: I wanna bathe in the blood of my enemies Cale: (internal screaming) .....Sure

Choi Han: Your highness, there's... a hole in the wall of the prison now, for some reason... Alberu: (headache intensifies)

Mary: Young Master Cale, you should eat. You only don't eat when you're dead. Cale: (sweating) ...??

Hans: (cheerfully) That's right Young Master, there's no such thing as hopes and dreams in this world! Cale: Just shut up. Hans: Yes, sir!!

Raon: Goldie Gramps! Play dead! Eruhaben: ...???

Clopeh: (points at Cale) Father, this esteemed person is a God Cale: ?!?!?!?!

Wind Elemental 1: CHAOS! DESTRUCTION! DEATH!!! Wind Elemental 2: Sorry about him... he's always like that...

Bud: (offended) I'm a swordmaster, not baggage! Cale: That's right. I'm the baggage. Bud: Wut- Cale: Shut up and carry me

Choi Han: So, what is your plan Cale-nim? Cale: Let's have our enemies start a campain to kill Cale Henituse Choi Han & Raon: ...?!?!?

God of Death: Dear Diary. Today, I got beat up with a broom.

Alberu: So this is why I probably shouldn't be the king- Cale: Your highness your ancestor was a criminal Alberu: ?????

Cale: (brutally beating up the White Star with a pebble) Everyone: ..........

Cale: (burns money and Laughs in Rich) Eruhaben: (feeling poor) ...I'm too old for this

This is literally canon idk wtf y'all are talkin bout🙄

very glad that whatever's going on in bsd did NOT affect aya and bram in the slightest and that their father and daughter antics can continue with no issue. the new chapter ??? haha what are you talking about

Picture 1: Adorable

Picture 2: Jaw unhinging, Tyrannosaurus Rex (/j)

Picture 3: Adorable pt.2

mrooow

The goddamn audacity y'all💀

Idk where this girl gets her thick-ass face but I kinda wanna learn now so that I know where to avoid going.

Like, imagine thinking that you deserve immunity to the law or something because you have mental issues 🙄 gurl get a better past time.

First, you overreact like hell and then you accuse people of extortion when you're told that that harassment you're doing could get you fined.

Also– Ugh, I don't think any of us want your money, we're not that desperate for cash so no thanks.

Dude if you're so worried about being arrested just let me know your jurisdiction and I'll look into the laws for you

I’m not getting arrested for anything keep doing whatever the fuck you think you’re doing lmfaooooo dumb fuck cunts @dazai-anon-archive-taketwo @dazai-fan-page

I love this so much for some unfathomable reason... Just... Aliens cheering for their fav earthling instead of tryna take over earth and doom us all or something

Imagine Cale saying that quote to his fam back at home but then they just overhear Cale's croonies talking about what actually happened

TCF PART 2 CHAPTER 289

............Cale, and I cannot stress this enough really I can't, you guys started a revolution, overthrew an evil dragon dictator, killed said evil dictator, blew up an island (AGAIN), destroyed an evil research laboratory, fought 2 super powerful dragons and a chimera, showered the place in gold-rose lightning and explosions and blue light from the Lock, summoned not 1 BUT 2 ancient gods who used their powers outside of the godly realm CALE DO YOU HEAR ME!!!! THIS IS NOT A "bit of a big fight" CALE WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!!!?!?!