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The squirrel, the guard dog, the puppy, and the cat.
Inspired by this meme
Dude traumatized for life😂 He boutta start passing out before Choi Han's hand even lands on him
Book 2 Spoilers:
Choi Han to Number 7: Will you harm Cale-nim?
Number 7: Me? Never. I am innocent.
Choi Han, takes out his fist.
Number 7: W-Wait!
Sometimes, I question whether TCF is actually a legit published novel instead of an unhinged fanfiction written by an author who snorted crack
Side note; That 'Dear diary' bit sent me spiralling fr fr😂
TCF Out of Context
Cale: (suddenly stripping) Choi Han, give me your clothes Choi Han & Billos: ???
Rosalyn: Young Master Cale.... what are you doing...? Cale: Crime in progress. Is something wrong?
Hannah: I wanna bathe in the blood of my enemies Cale: (internal screaming) .....Sure
Choi Han: Your highness, there's... a hole in the wall of the prison now, for some reason... Alberu: (headache intensifies)
Mary: Young Master Cale, you should eat. You only don't eat when you're dead. Cale: (sweating) ...??
Hans: (cheerfully) That's right Young Master, there's no such thing as hopes and dreams in this world! Cale: Just shut up. Hans: Yes, sir!!
Raon: Goldie Gramps! Play dead! Eruhaben: ...???
Clopeh: (points at Cale) Father, this esteemed person is a God Cale: ?!?!?!?!
Wind Elemental 1: CHAOS! DESTRUCTION! DEATH!!! Wind Elemental 2: Sorry about him... he's always like that...
Bud: (offended) I'm a swordmaster, not baggage! Cale: That's right. I'm the baggage. Bud: Wut- Cale: Shut up and carry me
Choi Han: So, what is your plan Cale-nim? Cale: Let's have our enemies start a campain to kill Cale Henituse Choi Han & Raon: ...?!?!?
God of Death: Dear Diary. Today, I got beat up with a broom.
Alberu: So this is why I probably shouldn't be the king- Cale: Your highness your ancestor was a criminal Alberu: ?????
Cale: (brutally beating up the White Star with a pebble) Everyone: ..........
Cale: (burns money and Laughs in Rich) Eruhaben: (feeling poor) ...I'm too old for this
A prime example is Cale who thinks that his Slacker-life is always just a step away or something and yet 1000(?)+ chapters later, Slacker-life is still nowhere to be found.
...I swear that TCF is giving me trust issues 😂 I literally cannot trust any lore structure they're giving me! Everybody keeps breaking the rules!!
Blood Demon: "Dragons can't become gods." Me: *pointing at the Dragon Lord of Aipotu* Then pray tell, woman, what the f*** is that??
In fact, if anything is stated to be "impossible", you better take it as "oh you BET it's possible and it's gonna happen in roughly 250 chapters" 🤣
Yes. I would be over the moon if they do it more often, actually.
My Ao3 Reading experience…
Also starting to think Tcf Ao3 writers put Cale in other universes just so other characters can call him pretty, and/or so he can have childhood
So, I’ve been reading quite a few TCF reaction fics lately and something I’ve noticed about all of these tics is that they all say Cale managed to take the war against the white star from 20 to 2 years and you know what? They’re wrong.
Cale had 2 years to prepare for the war with the north and as he’s running around he finds out a bit about arm and what they’re doing but not their purpose. This man finds out about the crazy stuff the white radish and the sealed b*tch have been doing only after the war with the northern alliance happens. You know how long it takes him to deal with all that?
A YEAR! One mother f*ck*ng year! Raon isn’t even 7 yet! This man Thales 20 years of war and terror and pain and suffering and deals with the problem in one f*ck*ng year. Sure he collected most of his allies and strengths in those first 2 years but Cale was still pretty much working blind when it came to the white radish and his plots.
People, you think 2 years is impressive? This man really did most of it in one and our beloved fool was in an entirely different dimension for 3 months of that year. Cale is legitimately terrifying and these fics are not giving him enough credit.
this is my sign to start reading tcf part 2 again
People at Cale: Hey dude you look like the perfect god to worship right Cale:
“A god my a**. Do they feed you if you become a god?”