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BAHHHAHHA THE NAMES-
TCF Actors AU
Trash of the Count's Family - Teaser Video
[The video starts with a black-haired and black-eyed Korean man. "Hello, I'm Choi Han, and I'll be playing..." he hesitates for a moment, his lips twitching before he helplessly continues, "as Choi Han, the 'Protagonist' of 'The Birth of a Hero'."]
[The video cuts to two men who would have looked identical, if not for their vastly different colorations. The pale-skinned, blond-haired, and blue-eyed man spoke first, "Hi, I'm Alvin Cress."
"And I'm Arthur Manson," the tanned, brown-haired, and brown-eyed man followed.
"And we'll be playing Alberu Crossman," they said together.
"Of course, I'm the more handsome version," Arthur quickly added with a smirk before Alvin pushed him off his stool.]
[The video then cut to two other men. The one on the left sported a blank face; he had short red hair and reddish-brown eyes. The one on the right had black hair and similar eyes, however his face held a shit-eating grin.
"I'm---" the black-haired man held back a snicker while the red-haired man gazed at him with long-suffering eyes. The black-haired man then took a deep breath and said, "I'm---pfft---Cale Henituse and I'll be playing as Kim Rok Soo." Cale then nudged his red-haired companion.
The red-haired man looked at the camera with dead eyes. "And I'm Kim Rok Soo who will be acting as Cale Henituse," he said dryly.
"And we're the protagonists of 'Trash of the Count's Family'," they finished.
The video ends.]
WAIT A SEC?????? In trash of the counts family, isn’t it stated that giving up your ancient power kills the owner?? Then what about Alberu‘s mom???? Didn’t she give him her ancient power, ‘star of healing’ or something like that?
But it was also stated at the end of pt1 that she was killed by the hunters?? SO DID SHE KNOW SHE WAS BEING HUNTED BY THEM??? Just like Jour saw her son’s future??? WHAT??? Omg the lore and world building are clicking even deeper
Favorite moments in recent fics I've read
Treasure of The Vampire Dukes Family
Issue found in Transition
Third Time's the Charm
Ophelia basic headcannons
We got Og!Ophelia and KSJ!Ophelia.
Yep, KSJ got transmigrated into Ophelia's body. Was very confused when nothing phased her.
Aquamarine dragon.
150 years old.
Gold eyes, aquamarine colored hair.
Blueish Gold mana
One of few dragons to survive an encounter with the White Star
Not without injuries.
Here we go
Scars list: No wings, one broken horn, a few missing talons and teeth, several other scars across her body, one over her eyebrow, one over her lip, and one on the back of her neck
Yeah, she's not very strong combat wise
Attribute? Flow.
Foresight! She can see the flow of time! Aka, future possibilities, details on individuals that leave large impressions, and very limited of the past.
HOWEVER
If she tried to interfere with the Flow of time, her vision is obscured, hench why her ability to see the past is limited only to those related to her by blood.
She looked into her own future and saw she'd get swapped with KSJ so started writing down what she saw in books.
Key global or continental events are written in the most detail with the thickest books.
National events in okay detail with the average sized books.
Local events are a paragraph at most, tucked away in the smallest of books.
Kim Soo Jin uses these books as a guide. Where she learns that Choi Han, Cale Henituse, and Alberu Crossman are the three major people in most of these books.
Makes contact with all three a few weeks into her new life.
Notices the change in Cale
Supplies him with magic items, and items made from alchemy
Ophelia also had books on the two subject as well. KSJ channeled her inner college student (A tired KRS) and studied like she's never had before.
Ophelia's body wasn't the best at handling mana, but it was weirdly attuned to imbuing said mana into other objects
Uses books to make Cale's life easier. Investigating spots he'll visit, looking into people he allies with, stuff like that.
But her movements catch the attention of Arm. She is mentally 12-13 after all.
Goes MIA for a year. Makes Cale stressed as hell wondering were she is.
Finds her again in the Alchemist Tower... In a different body. Agatha
The squirrel, the guard dog, the puppy, and the cat.
Inspired by this meme
Alberu probably has a tiny Cale on his left shoulder and a tiny Choi Han on his right shoulder at every noble reunion. They are supposed to represent good and evil, and prevent him from having to smash the nobles, but he got two vicious bastards that whispers ways to wreck havoc, they just disagree in how.
TCF Prompt 20
TBOAH AU - Regressions
Although Choi Han was able to gravely injure the White Star, he escaped the great battle that took the life of Cale Henituse. All those that remain are left in despair. Because even though Cale was known for being 'trash' throughout his life, his true attitude and voice in the end helped them in moving forward and being able to keep going during this horrible war(whether he realized it or not).
In the end, its not Cale who regresses, but his old comrades. Not only hoping to change the outlook of the war with the White Star, but perhaps saving an old dear friend, not only from a certain villain, but from himself as well.
Meanwhile, an 18 year old Cale Henituse is quite confused as to why this man from Harris Village is so set on being his guard. More importantly...why the fuck did Ron hug him this morning? And Hans is sticking to him like glue? Not seeming afraid of him at all(and was he glaring at the staff calling him trash?). Not to mention that damn crown prince inviting him personally to the capital instead of his brother! ugh. So many plans going drown the drain...but at least these kittens(kids) from the slums are cute. Hmm...maybe its not so bad...
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Choi Han, The Molans, Rosalyn, Lock, Alberu, On, Amiru, Gilbert, Eric and Hans are the ones who regress.
OG!Cale doesn't fully regress, but he does end up having snippets of certain events(nightmares that give him headaches, etc)
OG!Cale does get all the ancient powers, including his mothers
GoD does bring KRS partly as an ancient power given to Cale(as Record, etc), and then sent off to help LSH and CJS with GoD things.
They all eventually end up meeting up to help each other, but that's a long ways yet.
On grabs Hong and goes to Cale asap cause she knows he will take them in.
Raon is saved and taken in of course. He doesn't fully remember, but like Cale he has nightmares of what could have been. Something they bond over.
Everyone is super protective and Cale is just: ????
Henituse family is confused as well, but Deruth allows it cause they make his son happy(and then they find out Cale was being trash on purpose and are not pleased. Apologies and much needed talks on both sides are given).
It takes a while(he's been acting for 10 years without a moments rest after all) but Cale allows himself to be well...himself again.
While not KRS, Cale is still an oblivious, sacrificial, unlucky bastard(thank you Eruhaben).
War ends in 2 years instead of 20. Much to the joy of everyone(Cale is kinda happy, but not, he did NOT want to be a Commander dammit! stupid hyu-...crown prince!)
Redika is killed at the plaza after trying to go after Cale
Clopeh is also killed at Henituse territory
Some events are the same as TCF, but OG!crew aren't KRS and bulldoze their way through events rather than scheme/scam lmao. It gets worse after Cale gets hurt, coughs up blood, etc.
If he said "fuck" instead of marry, the kids will probably ask about it to Cale, Ron or Eruhaben because of the different context it was used in (besides the context they were already used to) either way, someone's dad mode will kick in so Alberu would either need to wake up to a complex, ridiculous prank (or a kingdom's worth of paperwork) or just straight up find himself in GoD's doorstep😂
Alberu: A group of kids averaging 10 years old tried to fight me today, but by pure coincidence I happened go know their dad on a first name basis. I called his name, he looked at me and smiled, and after that, I told them; "I'm gonna marry your dad." I gave those children more sociological damage then any past trauma they have ever had.
Cale: Dress like you're going to your lovers' wedding but the groom isn't you.
Cale Henituse and his allies before chapter 211:
If you know, you know. 😏
Cale-nim of course 😌
Pick a Card, any card pt.1
This is inspiring me to make an Alberu x Twst crossover, oh lawd
Somehow, I think Riddle’s diss against Yuu in Book 1 would go just a BIT differently with Cerezo (BIG thank you to @pawnyao for taking my commission)
But what if— all tcf fanfics gain consciousness
I have a question from all the lcf/tcf fandom..
How cooked is YRH if lcf/tcf characters gain consciousness?
more tcf doodles!
HE WAS ASSIGNED A FURSONA BY GOD
been thinking about Alberu Crossman lately and how he really is just the guy of all time. he's a magic swordsman prince and a quarter Dark Elf, but his main weapon is a gun. and not just any gun, but an alien gun that came pre-installed with AI. he spent half a chapter on hold with customer service once. his alias of choice when going undercover is "Bob." he's white-passing, but only when he wants to be. his main catchphrase is "This is driving me nuts." he uses this catchphrase so much, the fandom has started associating him with squirrel imagery. he's the only person to call Cale an immature brat to his face. he was assigned a fursona by God. he's genuinely upset that the main villain makes better cookies than he does. he fought the final boss in his pajamas - and won. he averted a TPK for Cale's allies by taking a video call as his fursona. he once shot the main villain while he was monologuing. he's even a gamer. what did we do to deserve him
what do red pandas even do
You ever reading an OG! AlbeCale fic and they meet when they're younger and you're violently reminded that they have a five year age gap.
This is not to bash on anyone or throw shade because frankly, that's stupid and I would be hypocritical because I have read those 'problematic' fics where they meet and fall for each other when Cale's under 18 and Alberu's a legal adult.
I honestly just think it's really funny, legit muttering "your highness, that's a minor" under my breath as I continue reading.
TBOAH Modern AU meets OG! AlbeCale AU.
The modern AU characters are HIGHLY concerned and suspicious. Ron is sharpening his knives (retired hitman).
Anyway, just thought I'd drop this.
Callie: I didn't do anything wrong!
Alberu, pointing at corpse: You killed a man.
Callie: He's a wife-beater and he tried to kidnap one of my maids.
Alberu: I know you had your reasons, I understand, but there are consequences for your actions and unfortunately, the law is more focused on the fact you killed someone unprovoked.
Callie: I am Just A Girl.
Alberu, sighing: Fine, I'll handle it.
been thinking about Alberu Crossman lately and how he really is just the guy of all time. he's a magic swordsman prince and a quarter Dark Elf, but his main weapon is a gun. and not just any gun, but an alien gun that came pre-installed with AI. he spent half a chapter on hold with customer service once. his alias of choice when going undercover is "Bob." he's white-passing, but only when he wants to be. his main catchphrase is "This is driving me nuts." he uses this catchphrase so much, the fandom has started associating him with squirrel imagery. he's the only person to call Cale an immature brat to his face. he was assigned a fursona by God. he's genuinely upset that the main villain makes better cookies than he does. he fought the final boss in his pajamas - and won. he averted a TPK for Cale's allies by taking a video call as his fursona. he once shot the main villain while he was monologuing. he's even a gamer. what did we do to deserve him