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I'm So Gonna Use This One Hehe

I'm so gonna use this one hehe

I had a kid who I had named Mitochondria, who eventually grew up to become a prison warden. Whenever people would ask me what she did for a living, I would tell them, “Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.” I laughed so hard that I woke myself up.

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