James: Are You Wearing Makeup? Where'd Your Freckles Go?

James: Are you wearing makeup? Where'd your freckles go?

Regulus: Huh? Oh no, winter just makes my freckles fade.

James:

James: I see...

*later*

James: [beating the snow with a shovel] Give. Him. His. Freckles. Back. You. Bitch.

cutest guy

update: the worms have arrived. i am extremely excited. my mother is extremely confused.

due to the sudden influx of wormbark posts, i have been peer pressured (by myself) to order a bulk pack of worms on a string so i can create wormbark and all the other worm-lifers 😔😔😔

Sirius, about the fight jegulus just had: so when you two fight, he makes you sleep on the couch?

James: no, it's even worse. He sleeps on the couch. So on top of being alone, I'm left feeling guilty that he has to sleep on the couch because of me and I'm up all night thinking about my actions.

Sirius: *thinking* I have to make sure that Remus never learns this.

Regulus: I slept like a baby.

Remus: *nodding* I see.

barty, walking in in full vampire costume, puffy sleeved white shirt and cape swirling when he does a spin and points at his magically sharpened fangs: eh? pretty nice, no?

evan: i told you to be in fancy dress. we're having dinner with my parents!

barty: well, yeah, but. halloween was yesterday.

evan:

barty: so.

evan: sometimes i think there's a library in between the pages we're on.

please stop i can’t like all these wormbark posts