Had To Hop On The Meme Train With These Two

had to hop on the meme train with these two

you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. i love albus potter but i acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and i hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always right)

Poseidon: My poor son! I'm sorry I wasn't here to protect you! Such a shame the one who hurt you slipped away before I could arrive.

Polyphemus: Actually he left me his name, address and social security number.

Poseidon: Oh. What a fucking dumbass.

Athena: *screaming in the distance*

You always hear about how much the ancient Greeks hated their wives, but Odysseus could literally never. Ancient Greeks hated their wives because Odysseus was chugging all the "I love/respect my wife" juice and there was none left.

you ever get like three people posting about scorbus in one day and think to yourself….. ohhhhh this is such a good day for scorbus nation

rip odysseus you wouldve loved gps