Cu Chulainn: Oi, Goldie, Come Here For A Sec. Master Requested That We Get Along, Or Rather..become Some

Cu Chulainn: Oi, goldie, come here for a sec. Master requested that we get along, or rather..become some form of friends.

Abigail: Oh...okay. If master wishes, then I’ll do my best.

Cu Chulainn: Don’t do your best, just relax. Here, I have just the thing to bring at least one of us joy.

Abigail, cautiously stepping forward: No one will get hurt, right?

Cu Chulainn, whispering into her ear: Walk into the kitchen and then approach that archer- *Inaudible* ....got it?

Abigail, puzzled expression, but listens anyway: U-ummm...Archer, Sir!?!

Emiya: Oh? Abigail, does mast-

Abigail: Can I get a BONELESS pizza?!

Emiya: ......I-....Abby, what? I don’t understand.

Abigail: That means your pizza has bones in it.

Cu Chulainn, wheezing outside the kitchen door: Ahhhhh, she actually did it! Worth the abdominal pain!

You said you only have Casters in Fgo. Let me announce i have not rolled a single assassin troughout the entire three years im playing. Not even a single one. No welfare either because i was busy with life so. My only assassin currently is Charlotte. I have 6 special class servant too but not a single assassin. I'm cursed :D

I just rolled my first assassin the week before last while attempting to get someone else, but oh well, that’s just bad luck I suppose. I ended up getting Emiya assassin, and I still have a large amount of casters, so I’m embracing this at this point. I have hans Christian Anderson grailed and maxed out, buffing emiya’s crit, while my friend’s Zhuge buffs as well. On the sidelines I have Xuanzang and Nitocris. Why are they on the side? I really like Anderson. Just an everyday cursed life in Chaldea. XD

This warms my heart so much.

IT’S SO WHOLESOME

Fergus: That’s it dude, you are about to get it!

Setanta: Wait wait wait a-WAIT!

Fergus: What?!

Setanta: I’m baby.

Fergus, about to throw a punch: The fuck does that even—

Scathach: Hey, stop! Wait, you can’t do that.

Fergus: WHAT?

Scathach: He’s baby! You can’t...you can’t just do that!

Setanta, sticking his tongue out: *Makes a fart noise with his mouth.*

Fergus: You fockin—

Scathach: Yeah, well he’s baby, SO-

Cú: Shishou, when we yawn, do deaf people think we’re screaming?

Scathach: …What?

Cú: If you’re waiting on your waiter, doesn’t that make you the waiter?

Scathach: You skipped training for this

Cú: How do you throw away a garbage can?

Scathach: STOP!

Cú: Why is it called taking a dump when you’re leaving it behind?

Scathach: …

Cú: …

Scathach: Done?

Cú: Aye.

Scathach: You’ve got a 5 second head start.

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