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Cú: Shishou, when we yawn, do deaf people think we’re screaming?

Scathach: …What?

Cú: If you’re waiting on your waiter, doesn’t that make you the waiter?

Scathach: You skipped training for this

Cú: How do you throw away a garbage can?

Scathach: STOP!

Cú: Why is it called taking a dump when you’re leaving it behind?

Scathach: …

Cú: …

Scathach: Done?

Cú: Aye.

Scathach: You’ve got a 5 second head start.