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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

Ezran: We should approach everyone with an open heart, give them a chance to choose peace and love instead of war!

Ezran when Viren showed up:

I made a knit pattern for all my fellow spooks in the Archives! Please enjoy, I tried to include everything *including the ending*

I am knitting this using size 5 (3.75 mm) needles, as a double knit (just has a border where I turn the knit). Made to have 30 cast on stitches. Roughly 1000 rows.

Please enjoy! I'll post my results as I go.

Sometimes a family is a human mage who will die tomorrow, an ancient star elf ghost imprisoned for terrible crimes, and their maybe biological bug child created to be a sacrifice <3

Crazy that they executed a child on screen

Did he keep her bedroom tidy even though she would never sleep in it....did he make a plate for her even if she would never use it...did he ever quietly wish she would stumble into the study, bleary eyed because she got sick...

As one of the people who always liked the idea of Aaravos liking Claudia’s quirks/thinking he might do the nose tap thing with her or laugh at her jokes, seeing what Leola was like has me like YEAH. YEP. YEAH. IM GONNA DIE

it's me, im bitches

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

homophobes are so weird why are you thinking about gay people while proposing?

its been p common knowledge for decades that light pollution can be massively reduced by just putting shades on streetlamps, and that doing that would save energy, help wildlife, and let us see the stars better, but are society says if u wanna change any minor little tiny thing u gotta dedicate ur whole life to campaigning for it and this is a good ways down the list of priorities for most ppl, so instead i gotta walk past newly-installed streetlamps that are just dumb glass globes that use half their electricity to blast half their light directly into the sky where it does only bad things for no reason and think "we should overthrow the government"

I think a wizard can be a princess sometimes.. I mean a tower is a tower

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

GIVEAWAY TIME✨✨

Hello, my cash readers!! I recently have hit 550+ followers on Twitter, so to celebrate, im doing a giveaway on both of my platforms!!

Rules for entry!

- you must follow me

- you must like and reblog this post

- multiple of your accs are allowed for entry, but harassment means immediate disqualification

- if you are a proshipper/ want a proship fic in return, gtfo

Rewards!!

-1st winner with receive a 3000+ word fic of any pairing (in bsd) (smut, fluff, angst are allowed and whump as long as it’s not extreme)

- 2nd winner will get a 1500+ word fic of any pairing (smut, fluff, angst are allowed and whump as long as it’s not extreme)

That’s all from me, have fun!!

Oh, and it ends in a week lol

Were you a normal kid or did you watch Princess Trixie Sparkle

Who ever came up with the idea of refering Kai, Nya and Lloyd as the RGB sibblings is a genius.

*Sees a new immortal character, squints eyes* Okay what kills you?

Like are you the “doesn’t age” kind of immortal or the “heals all injuries” kind or the “invulnerable” kind or the “can only be killed by one specific weapon” kind or the “personification of a force and thus unkillable” kind?

ranpoe had one moment on murderous intent and that was it. in the world of bsd this is what true love is.

I love how most of the major BSD ships are killing each other right now, but Poe and Ranpo are just out here living their best lives

5 minutes is too long to be trapped in prison with this man. get my girl out of here!!!

The “for once” is so fucking funny.

Sigma has known Dazai 5 minutes and in his mind that’s 5 minutes too long.

Fyodor uses his wounded hand and does not pay attention to the pain, that is, he does not care about the wound and most likely it was not his idea to bandage it. PLEASE HELP ME I'M GONNA CRY. FYOYA MAKE ME LIVE

by day im jackie mcnormal citizen and i go to school and do feninine activities but by night im clip studio man im here to save you

PLEASE PLEAS3 PLEASEE PLEASE PLEASE-

Anyone else wanna see a doa chuuya with a side of Q adoption and maybe some fyoya no just me ok

The funniest thing that happens every time a new Dazai ship starts to develop is that there is always an argument of whether he be with character A or B but then people start shipping A and B together and leave Dazai out. And it’s like, so we all agree? That Dazai is the problem right?

(Rest of comic is under the readmore!)

[waving my cigarette around wildly as i talk] yeah exactly, you know, the penis is mightier than the sword or whatever they say,