What Do You Mean Hes Fictional. I Need Him

what do you mean hes fictional. i need him

Yup.

(Gifs found on pinterest, pics by me)

I am seen.

@oneringnet‘s September event: Thorin’s Company

                                                        BOFUR - THE JOY

Present company shall not be liable for injuries including but not limited to laceration, evisceration… incineration?     Oh, aye.  He’ll melt the flesh off your bones in the blink of an eye.  Think furnace, with wings.  Flash of light, searing pain, then poof, you’re nothing more than a pile of ash.    Bilbo faints.

THANK YOU AUTHORS 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

nothing will ever amaze me the way fanfiction authors do. like, you wrote silly little stories about my favorite little guys? and i can read them?? for free??? that’s fucking wild.

you poured your heart and soul and very being into your writing and then put it out there for anyone to read? insane.

you spend a truly incredible amount of time writing novel-length, high quality stories, again, FOR FREE, that anyone can read, again, FOR FREE??

shoutout to every single fic author in existence, you guys are fucking incredible and i love all of you so much

I will never not reblog this masterpiece 🤣🤣🤣🤣

shoutout to bilbo for not initiating mass murder when the dwarves ate all of his food because if that was me i would have ended the line of durin over a small block of cheese

One of my favorite quotes from OUAT 🔥🖤🤣

“Shall I get you a step stool so you can look me in my eyes when you threaten me?”

Thranduil, to Thorin Oakenshield