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Why dont vampires just live in space? If they travel the infinite cosmos they won't have to worry about burning up and would technically be able to Carpe more diems.

I was trying to pirate Chainsaw Man but every new tab I opened was just another Rick and Morty.

ok so i just had a thought. im rewatching adventure time and got to the episode crossover. in the episode the litch's hand gets thrown into the multivers portal or whatever it is and there is now on in every universe.

now, there is going to be an at spin off about fionna and cake and simon traveling the multiverse. my thought is that the show is gonna follow the crew going around the multiverse destroying these things.

fuck this is so tru

i knew that Nice Rick wasn't gonna last but fucking OUCH

i had to pause the ep and put my head down.

but stinky, showerless, only-in-boxers rick is sexy. my dedication to this nasty man cannot be stopped by a bit of disheveled-ness

“you can help me if you want” crying screaming throwing up

he really has grown like. fuck!!

excluding morty from the prime rick search wasn’t even necessarily cruel, he just wanted morty to be happy and i think he knew that his revenge quest was never going to make him happy. he was so clearly depressed like - is it that unreasonable for him to just want to give morty a good grandpa? of course tricking and lying to him isn’t great but i think his intentions were as pure as he could have

“it’s the most painful shit that i’ve ever had to deal with and i’m fucking bringing you into it! because you asked for it, morty”

god. he is really having a rough time

rnm episode but its a parody of "the bachelor" and its curtis bp mr nimbus, etc goin after rick and in the end it turns into like a gladiator arena death match or some shit

I JUST FUCKING REALIZED IF RICK DECIDED TO STARTS USING THE ROBOT IN THE LAST EPISODE, THEN THAT MEANS THAT HE STILL WILLINGLY WENT TO THERAPY IN ANALYSE PISS

jerry is the ultimate malewife

appreciating whatever time I have as a nprmal and stable person because I fear what will become of me on sunday at 11 pm

never forget the time rick sanchez hyperfixated on voltron

and while im on this train, how old is summer? what year is it? there were like 2 thanksgivings in a row with no christmas to signify anything. and summer is still somehow 17? how tf does time pass in this universe.

also more with rick's age, in the show they say that bp is 40. it would literlally not make sense for bp and rick to have met when they did cause bp wouldn't have been born yet?

ik this really doesn't matter but i cant get my mind off of it.

if the math im doing is correct, rick sanchez is in his 50's.

with what was said in the show summer is 17 and beth had her at 17, meaning beth is 34. from what we see in rick's backstory, him and diane look like their in their 20s, meaning rick is most likely 56 (beth is toddler age in the flashback and since she's walking i can guess she's around 2). so my final conclution is morty is 14, summer is 17, jerry is in the range of 33-35, beth is 34, and rick is somewhere in his 50s.

if the math im doing is correct, rick sanchez is in his 50's.

with what was said in the show summer is 17 and beth had her at 17, meaning beth is 34. from what we see in rick's backstory, him and diane look like their in their 20s, meaning rick is most likely 56 (beth is toddler age in the flashback and since she's walking i can guess she's around 2). so my final conclution is morty is 14, summer is 17, jerry is in the range of 33-35, beth is 34, and rick is somewhere in his 50s.

never thought I would see the day where han solo and fleabag were in the same movie together along with tom cruise

morty would most likely make roblox and minecraft videos.

i'm having dumb little thoughts about rick and morty rn, but i can literally post whatever i want- so, oh well:

i don't mean to throw shade or anything, but i would definitely subscribe to morty's youtube channel and ignore rick's.

you just know that morty's would be entertaining to watch. he'd be trying to do what other people on youtube do- vlogging, comedy skits, pranks (on rick ofc), gaming (i just know he would be the cutest lil let's player ever). he'd be awkward, the pacing would be weird, and the jokes wouldn't land- but that'd be why it worked. i like to think he'd be nervous that rick would get angry if he caught him filming him, but he's ALWAYS with rick, so he'd just be like... shakily sneaking a few frames of rick here and there. hiding the camera in his lap to get shots of them in the ship.

"h-hi and welcome back to my channel! this is my- my day on zorpatheon 9!" *loud ass royalty free music plays over his little intro* (he has 4 subscribers)

rick's would be one of those channels that's like "watch me build this robot on 3x with no music or voiceover" or "fine... i'm going to teach you how to recalibrate a lavatic reactor core, but i WILL be insulting your intelligence for even looking up a tutorial in the first place." he'd probably have morty off to the side holding all of his shit or showing each tool to the camera like a beauty guru, but when morty tries to quip a joke, he'd get so annoyed.

i miss my boy

anyone else really miss bird person or is it just me and rick sanchez???

hehehehehehehehhehehehehheh..... im a fucking looser

big shout out to all the girly girls with rick and morty hyper fixations. the pretty girls. the girls who giggle and sway their legs back and forth when rick makes a sailor moon reference and then go back to doing their makeup. you are constantly raising the bar for us all.

My favorite character of Adventure Time: Marceline the Vampire Queen

re-watching daredevil is not enough, i need Daredevil to fuck me

Ive been saying this since I watched the show for the first time. I love each of their characters, just not together. they're toxic.

for the love of god everyone shut up about mattelektra being cute, as someone who has been in a situationship with their ex/ex-best friend, head over heels in love, you will overlook manipulation, abuse, pretty much all of the red flags just to stay for whatever light they have.

you will lose yourself in the process, burn bridges and meaningful friendships to be with someone who only intends to use you and take advantage of your emotions for their betterment. that's how shitty toxic love is.

matt cut off everyone he loved and then stayed in a building that imploded for elektra, he knew he was going to get himself killed - how is any of this cute? did matt love elektra? yes! but was their relationship healthy or normal in the slightest? no, babes stop romanticizing their relationship

my exact thoughts

this article lives in my head rent free

time adventure is the reason i have depression

I find it so poetic that adventure time quite literally ended with a song saying "no matter when or where you are, we'll always be here forever." and it makes me cry EVERY TIME

simon post ice king <3

id like to think im smart but i just like to say smart sounding words in long sentences

i can neither confirm or deny this