I Think With Enough Time And Effort I Could Be The Lakesbian Of Kenzie Or Bitch

I think with enough time and effort I could be the Lakesbian of Kenzie or Bitch

i wish more worm characters had a lakesbian for them. I would love to be the lakesbian for lisa but i'm not insane enough about her, and I don't know enough. i think lakesbian just has a little alec vasil living up in that dome, and whenever they get an ask like "what does alec think about burger king" or something stupid like that they call him up on a little rotary phone and he says "-" see i don't even know what alec would think of burger king.

Arc 3+4

This month's episode is out now! Discussion includes: Trauma Dumping at the Fugly Bob's, Taylor isn't invited to Passover, and Mind Palacing Kaiser's Twitter!

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Covered in Worms: A Parahumans Podcast: Episode 2: Arcs 3+4

Welcome back to Covered in Worms for an oddly... familiar episode? We discuss the ICONIC Bank Robbery, and the less than iconic Storage Faci

Now I'm disappointed we didn't get to hear Jon say "Check my Onlyfans"

I am so glad it wasn't Chester reading out the statement itself- if i had to listen to all that influencer slang in Jon's monotone computer voice i wouldn't actually be able to hear anything over my own laughter

Statement of Vlad Dracula, regarding his flow. Statement begins:

Im moving different, this shit ain't nothing to me, man.

I'm smoking that nasty, mint condition, Mr. Bonzo branded zaza.

I'm snorting that shit that got me looking like Michael Shelley.

I must be in a Lonely domain they forgot that I'm him.

Eating so much Puss they call me the avatar of The Flesh.

She ride my dick so good I'm calling her The Boneturner

How can I be gay? My vase is homophobic!

Looked at the sky and it was looking back at me. Then I got straight back to fucking.

I was flipping bricks for Jonah Magnus before yall even became a Type 1 civilisation.

Shorty's ass so tight I call her The Buried

Smoking so much cush I triggered The Unknowing

Statement Ends

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One thing I really like about Twig is how the lambs don't immediately defect as soon they're made aware that The Crown is bad. I love that Wildbow acknowledges that leaving and rebeling against those kinds of institutions is actually really fucking difficult and that for many characters such as Lillian serving the crown benefits them in many ways.

Also love that the rebel faction aren't 100% good and that many of their leaders are probably just as power hungry and self interested as the people their trying to overthrow.