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#dirty minds worldwide

omg... geralt is a baby confirmed

We made that man a personality and many interpretations of how he looks, we MADE him! We were given the tiniest fraction of information and just GAYED THAT MAN UP

"he's an under-developed character" you think that will stop me? babe, I was in the check please fandom! we made up an entire dude!!!

Prompt 74

Geralt has insomnia. Not that shocking, given his life. Recently he accidentally learned that Jaskier singing a soft slow song late at night puts him to sleep like a baby. Now the issue is that Geralt has no idea how to broach the topic with his friend, Jaskier. How do you ask the man you yearn for gayly to sing you to sleep at night? Thus Geralt has spontaneously begun dropping everything and rushing to lay down any time Jaskier tries playing anything at night. That's an odd new quirk of Geralt's...

hes neeping 🥺

Onestly, Dandelion sleeping is too cute.

Was listening to Back to December and geraskier thoughts ate my brain.

A post-mountain fix it in either a modern au or the canon setting.

In a modern au, Geralt standing on Jaskier’s front lawn, stoic expression in place, holding up a boom-box that is absolutely Blasting an I’m-sorry-I-Fucked-Up-Please-Take-Me-Back song.

It doesn’t have to be Back To December. There are many songs of that type to choose from 😆

Or in a canon time period setting, he hires a bunch of musicians to be the boom-box

The idea won’t leave me alone, lol

First of all: First ask EEEEEEEE Second of all: Omg I never heard of the song before and I listened to it and omg it fits them SO WELL