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I'm going to beat up Geralt of Rivia!!!!

And that's on being a

✨ Jaskier kinnie. ✨ 😳

Okay, so I know Jaskier is a sweet guy and would never do anything to actually hurt Geralt, but concept; EVIL JASKIER!! like, he's essentially just like "I'm baby, but you hurt my feelings so die" like who else??? I can't be the only one who wants Jaskier to just beat the fuck out of Geralt, can I?

Modern au Jaskier would have a Tik Tok account and none of thou can deter me from that train of thought

Am I hyper fixating on Jaskier and the Witcher as a whole??

Abso-fuckin-lutely

You bitches love it when I talk about Jaskier don't you??? You're horny for my Jaskier related shit posts aren't you you Jask-whores

I feel like Everytime I so much as whisper the word Jaskier one of you fuckers sacrifices a baby goat to add a year to my life span, so as long as I only ever talk about Jaskier I will be immortal, once I talk about him at least 100 times I will ascend to the heavens and become your new god, a more merciful, loving (and sexy wink wonk) ruler for a brave new world, and Joey Batey SHALL be my disciple. Just you wait, world, just you wait.

What the fuck am I gonna say about Jaskier this time? I've already accused Jaskier fans of being a cult and me being the leader who will soon rise to claim the throne of the heavens with Joey Batey as my right hand man. Like genuinely what the fuck else can I say? Wait!!! I just had the best idea EVER!! Can you imagine Jaskier as a forest nymph?! Is that an au? And if not can we make it one! The art for that au would be really pretty!!!!

okay, can I be one of the first ones to say that I LOVE how Geralt is actually thanking Jaskier for his help, he’s making sure to let him know that his efforts are appreciated! This is a huge step from the previous seasons, and after how the second season treated Jaskier. I will admit that I was nervous for this one, but so far I’m loving how much of a more active role Jaskier is playing in the story! 

also, Geralt calling him “Jask” actually got me squealing

I take that all back, Geralt is being a little bitch again. Got to attached to his bard, now he’s leaving to “save him” 😒

DID JASKIER JUST GET A LOVE TRIANGLE?!

My boy is still pining over Geralt, and there have been multiple mentions of him using the word “love” in reference to Geralt. So we definitely gonna get an unrequited love thing here. 

Then there’s the prince dude (don’t remember his name, but u know the one), who is now pining over Jaskier. But Jaskier is now trying to worm out of it, but he mostly seems surprised by his affections (which is really sad, to be honest). 

My guess, from where I am now (S3: EP2), is that Jaskier is going to choose Geralt, despite knowing his it’s unrequited love. Then, during his sneaking around with the prince, he will be cautious, but will eventually let his guard down. As he warms up to (seemingly) genuine affections, and someone who is trying to be his friend first (not the other way around for once). But the prince dude will be evil, or try to harm Geralt and the crew. But I don’t think he’ll want to hurt Jaskier, as I do think he has a genuine interest in him. 

Might add to this more later, but that’s all I have rn. 

We love to see Jaskier being recognized as a genuine threat, hell yeah, take shit into your own hands!! SEDUCE THAT PRINCE TO HELP UR *NOT* BOYFRIEND!!

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHOLTI SHLTOYO

DID THEY JUST CONFIRM PANSEXUEL JASKIER????

“I’ve cursed you for chasing tail of every kind. Men, women, dwarves, elves, polymorphous-”

DID THEY JUST GIVE GERASKIER THE GOAT TREATMENT?? MAKE JASKIER OF ALL PEOPLE SAY THAT IT’S JUST “PLATONIC”???? UM?? SIR?? HELLO???

Only to IMMEDIATELY give Jaskier an ACTUAL male love interest?? THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE CANON?? THEY ARE CALLING IT A CRUSH!!

I’ve figured out the ship name between Radovid and Jaskier

✨ Jeradovid ✨

NOW JASKIER IS MEETING MORE OF GERALT’S FAMILY?? OMFG THEY ARE FLIRTINNGG!!! AAAAHHHHH!!

tbh, I think it would have been better if Jaskier was the one to kill the monster on the boat. It would have done well for his rivalry plotline in this episode, it was a huge missed opportunity! One can only imagine the way Geralt would react...

HOLY FUCK NO- THE WAY JASKIER’S FACE FUCKING DROPPED WHEN JENNIFER PUT HER HANDS ON GERALT’S FACE!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD NO- THEY DIDN’T!! Jaskier sadly singing a love song clearly meant for/about Geralt, after putting to bed the child of the man he loves. THEN RADOVID SHOWS UP?!! OMFG??

I will forever be salty that when Geralt woke up at the beginning of S3: EP8, Jaskier wasn’t asleep with his head on his chest or lap. 

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