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The Witcher but a sitcom is a concept I enjoy very much

Prompt 89

Geralt might be a fool. He confides in Jaskier one night about how he doesn't know how to court someone, and the normal ways of "courting" don't seem like things he can do and/or the one he wants to court would enjoy. The issue is that Jaskier is the one he wants to court, and he's asking Jaskier. Jaskier tells a story of one time a man tried courting him. The man loved to bake, it was his passion, and he baked many treats and loaves for Jaskier. Cakes and tarts and cookies and bread in Jaskier's favorite flavors, sometimes even in the shapes of music notes or hearts. Including Jaskier in on it all meant so much to Jaskier, and he said if he were to ever truly be courted one day, he'd want something similar. Jaskier loved the man sharing his passions with Jaskier. Incorporating Jaskier into the man's day-to-day life and interests was heartwarming and it showed off how they were ready and willing to compromise to add the bard into their life. He hopes that if Geralt begins courting him, Geralt will just include him on things Geralt likes and is passionate about. Like horses or sketching monsters or something. A ride in he forest, or drawing monsters together would be quite lovely! Unfortunately, Geralt got hung up on the 'baking' part of the story and is just sure that the way to Jaskier's heart is to bake him treats. The only issue is that Geralt SUCKS at baking. His brownies are more likely to kill Jaskier than do anything else. Those cookies are burned into bricks, and he doesn't even know what that is on the counter.

Jaskier: "Do you think we should go with 'Pankratz' or 'Of Rivia'?" Geralt: "Jaskier, 'Of Rivia' isn't even-" Jaskier: "You're right, 'Of Rivia' does sound better, we'll go with that one."

Prompt 84

Jaskier is HORRIFIED to realize he left his poetry book in Geralt's bags when they split up for the winter. Now Geralt will read all the poems about how deeply in love Jaskier is with him!!!! Jaskier accidentally left behind a book of poetry in Gerlat's bags when they split for the winter. Geralt doesn't understand a single goddamn thing from the book, but he'll keep it safe for his friend, Jaskier.

Prompt 92

Jaskier is mistakenly hit with a minor jinx meant to help couples intimacy. The more the person loves you, the warmer and cozier their touch. jaskier would be fine with this new tweak to his day-to-day living, if not for the fact that when Geralt reached out for him one day, Jaskier was burned by his touch. It was like he stuck his hand into an inferno. Safe to say, they had a very awkward conversation on the way to a hedgewitch's hut to remove the jinx.

i want to get this tattooed under my eyelids

cutesy little sketch while I put off working on homework and an angsty painting

anyway I just think they deserve to be soft