Witcher Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Jaskier: "Do you think we should go with 'Pankratz' or 'Of Rivia'?" Geralt: "Jaskier, 'Of Rivia' isn't even-" Jaskier: "You're right, 'Of Rivia' does sound better, we'll go with that one."

All wolf witches take years to realize flirtatious hints and that's a fact

Geralt: oh my gods.

Ciri, dressed as Geralt: it’s like looking in a mirror!

Geralt: no it isn’t, Ciri.

Ciri: who’s ciri?

Yennefer: I already can’t tell who’s who.

Geralt: take that stuff off.

Ciri: Jask, get in here and settle this!!

Geralt: don’t call your father Jask.

Jaskier: what? ohh! hey!! woah, travel sized Geralt, awww!

Geralt: Jaskier, you’re encouraging her.

Dara: I need the bathroo- oh wow, this is confusing.

Geralt: no, it’s not.

Ciri: *Geralt impression* you’re my family and I love you but you’re terrible, you’re all terrible!!

Geralt: I don’t say that.

Yennefer: that’s all you say.