Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part ~20~

Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part ~20~

Sorry for the wait. I got distracted by stuff at school and a busy weekend after returning home for the summer. I'll try not to let such a long hiatus happen again unless absolutely necessary. With that said...

LET'S GET THIS TRAIN ROLLING!

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Raph: I’m so excited! Mikey: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy... Raph: And have the biggest stomach aches ever! Mikey: Yeah!

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Splinter: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.

~ April: I just drank a lego piece. Warren: ...what the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid? April: Yes. Warren: Why did you even melt a lego in the first place?! April: Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?

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Leo: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul! Donnie: Why is Cassandra's a monster? Cassandra: Leo, you forgot Donnie's! Its only an empty space! Leo, proudly: Exactly

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Big Mama: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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Baxter: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Draxum? Draxum: …Not really. Baxter: Nothing? Draxum: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.

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Meat Sweats: When life gives you lemons, what do you do? Albearto: Make lemonade! Meat Sweats: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with its own shit.

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Huginn: If there’s one thing I learned from Muninn, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

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Ghost Bear: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.

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Sunita: I can be your partner for the next race. Hypno: Sorry, Sunita. It's a sibling race. Todd: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this. Hypno: It's only children, Todd. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!

My friend, it seems you have created...

A double special interest.

Use this power wisely.

Hesitantly waves to the fnaf fans. I only have a vague idea of what I’m doing, being a casual fan. I just love Sun and Moon’s designs, so I had to see if I could have fun making fnaf disaster twins. I know Leo’s outfit is kinda boring but I kinda like Donnie’s look so I figured what the hell.

PRECIOUS BABY!!!!!

My family picked up a new puppy a couple days ago. Y'all wanna see him 👀

It's Turtle Tuesday!

Have a giant teddy bear of a turtle (guest starring his favorite ~Little Man~). :)

(I don't remember the whole tag list, but I'm sure @coconurt does.)

We have a winner!!!

I'm with you guys; I'm looking forward to the Barbie movie, too! It looks super fun and just quintessentially Barbie! But I'm also really hyped for the FNAF movie. It's been in production since 2015, we just got a really good trailer, Shaggy is Purple Guy, and they're using real animatronics made by the Jim Henson Creature Shop!

I think we've got a good half-year ahead of us. :)

FOR SCIENCE!! :D

We've had some fun films come out this year, but there are still more to come. Let's hope they really do wind up being great!

(Also, is it just me, or is this year weirdly centered on bear-themed horror movies? We've already had Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and Cocaine Bear, and now the FNAF movie is coming out in October. It's like how last year was strangely Pinocchio-centric.)

Coexistence between multiverses😏

(convivencia entre multiversos)