Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 15

Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 15

Repo: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Leo: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Mikey: Is that a picture of you? Leo: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Splinter: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture." Bartender: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.

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Bullhop: Why would you give a knife to Todd?! April, shrugging: Todd felt unsafe. Bullhop: Now I feel unsafe! April: I’m sorry… April: Would you like a knife?

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Mikey: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other. *later, in a barfight* Mikey: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*

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Hypno: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE! Meat Sweats: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

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Raph: Are you reading fan fiction? Donnie, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No. Raph: Oh, is it on AO3? Donnie: This is CNN.

Don't forget xenogenders!

Reblog if your account is a xenogender safe space or owned by someone under the xenogender umbrella!

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

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along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!

I am FREAKING OUT right now!!!

Last summer/early autumn, I was drawing some FNAF stuff, and that spiraled into me writing a whole fan letter to Scott Cawthon (yes, I sent him the drawings, too; I hope he liked them). I wasn't sure if he'd even read it, given how busy he is nowadays, but I figured it was still worth sending. I put a lot of emotion into it, so it would have been pointless to hold on to it.

Well, he read it.

I don't know if I'll really be able to articulate how much this means to me. I've been a FNAF fan for just over 8 years now, and it's ROTTMNT levels of special interest for me. This is basically a childhood dream come true.

Before anyone gets the wrong idea, this isn't about the merch. It was an awesome surprise, don't get me wrong, but what spoke to me the most was the letter he sent back. It wasn't long or personal, but it didn't need to be. It was there. That's what mattered.

I'm in an eternal state of Donnie myself.

I’d like to think I’m sorry but I’m not in the slightest

Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 13

Splinter: I’m quick at math. Donnie: Ok, what’s 38 times 76? Splinter: 24. Donnie: That wasn’t even close. Splinter: But it was quick.

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Draxum: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need. Draxum: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

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Leo: We have fun, don’t we, Hueso? Hueso: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Ghost Bear: I am your king, long may I reign! Albearto: Well I didn’t vote for you! Ghost Bear: You don’t vote for kings. Albearto: Well how’d you become king then? Ghost Bear: Baxter of the Lake, their arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Ghost Bear, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Albearto: Listen. Strange people lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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*At a bank teller window* Warren, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit! April: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU! Warren: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube* April: GODDAMMIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN!

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Raph: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults! Sunita: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best? Raph: Obviously. Now, Todd, pass the shovel.

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Donnie: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight? Leo: Why? Donnie: Raph fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours. Big Mama: Mikey doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

Guys, did you hear the news about the Rise movie?

It's been nominated for an Annie award!!! The award is for "Outstanding Achievement in Character Design in an Animated Feature Production." Even if they don't end up winning, congratulations to Ida Hem and everyone else who worked on the movie!

And...

Congratulations to our favorite turtles, April, Splinter, Casey Jr., and all the other amazing characters in the film! They may not be real, but they have had a significant impact on so many people--myself included. For that, I feel like they deserve to be acknowledged. And hey, I'd like to pretend that they'd be watching the awards ceremony from the shadows. :)